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Tom Delay Quotes:
1) "I AM the federal government."
Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House, after being told to put
out his cigar because of federal government regulations banning smoking in
the building, May 14, 2003
2) "So many minority youths had volunteered that there was literally no room
for patriotic folks like myself."
Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 Republican convention why he and vice
presidential nominee Dan Quayle had not fought in the Vietnam War
3) "Now, tell me the truth boys, isn't this kind of fun?"
Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the
Astrodome in Houston on Sept. 9, 2005
4) "We're no longer a superpower. We're a super-duper power."
Tom DeLay, explaining why America must topple Saddam Hussein in 2002
interview with Fox News
5) "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes."
Tom DeLay, March 12, 2003
6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of
youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the
teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control
pills."
Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School massacre, 1999
7) "A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide
structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can't provide stability, I'm not
saying that . . . It does take a father, though."
Tom DeLay, in a radio interview on Feb. 10, 2004
8) "I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the
Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a
government church."
Tom DeLay
9) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an
hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families
do not exist."
Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on increasing the minimum wage, April
23, 1996
10) "I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is
the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in
the Constitution."
Tom DeLay, in a CNN interview, Dec. 19, 1995
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