Shock absorbers are not "timed." In the simplest model, they provide a resistive force proportional to a velocity imparted on them; nothing more. You can basically think of a vehicle's suspension as a mass, spring, and dampener: an undamped system will oscillate indefinitely, so by adding a dampener you can make sure the system response settles. However, settling time is dependent on the input conditions and dynamics involved. Generally, the larger the input (or the closer to the resonant frequency of the system) the longer the system will take to settle.
PS I'll open another thread and we can all lock that one too.
We are all answering your questions as best we can; but you apparently have some misguided views as to how shock absorbers actually work, and insist on applying your personal anecdotal evidence as argument against scientifically grounded explanation.