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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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jack action said:
It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.
It's even worse in mathematics.

Everything was pure French during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries: Cauchy, Lagrange, d'Alembert, Legendre, Lebesgue, l'Hôpital. And then came those Germans and invented set theory only to prepare for the Russian invasion of topology. Not to mention this British philosopher and this Austrian logician who tried to screw up everything.
 
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From Facebook today...

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(found on NdGT's fb page)
 
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From Facebook today...

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And, don't forget Peter Goras.
 
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dextercioby said:
I think I burnt out a few neural circuits trying to pronounce them that way o0)
 
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Dear MWI fellows, take this ...

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I told a funny story at work one day that got everyone laughing, except for my German colleague. I asked him if he didn't think it was funny. "Oh yes," he said. "Later I will go down to the basement and laugh."
 
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In case you missed it.

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gmax137 said:
In case you missed it.
Looks to be a trick question... :wink:
 
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From Facebook today...

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Ibix said:
That would be Mouses leading his people out of Egypt, I take it.
Thanks for clearing that up! That one went right over my head. I got the Moses, but not the mouses. Which is really the joke.
 
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Not lame enough for the other thread

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Orodruin said:
That’s not ISO standard.

(ISO standard would be 20231231)
MJD 60309
 
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jbriggs444 said:
MJD 60309
That’s not ISO standard either 😏
 
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jbriggs444 said:
MJD 60309
Too long, couldn't memorize.
Just look at the newspaper or computer screen, it's easier. :doh:
 
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From Facebook today; I thought about posting in Lame Jokes, but this is really a science joke... :smile:

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Science jokes are often misplaced in the lame joke bin.
 
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Some may consider math and computer jokes as subsets of science (kind of like STEM).
In that case, I consider the more specific place to put them to be the better one (like test answers).
I think there are two threads on computer or information joke. Confusion is rampant!
 
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LOL, from Facebook today...

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berkeman said:
LOL, from Facebook today...

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Reminds me of the Get Smart intro.
Also two buttons, but only goes up.
 
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