Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

When people say that phylogeny (evolutionart history) is tree-like, this is the kind of tree I think of sometimes:

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[MikeeMiracle]

I have a statistics joke but it's not significant
I have a fraction joke but 7/5 persons won't get it
I have a chemistry joke, but still in reaction
i have a biology joke, but it is not fully developed
I have a thermodynamics joke, but i'm out of energy
I have a tensor joke but it is not invariant

I'll get my coat......

 

[Swamp Thing]

I have a joke about the shape of the earth, but it's flat.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

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I thought I was alone in that club! Though the difference is not that high for me.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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Prove it.

 

[fresh_42]

Prove it.

I promised to do not.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.

 

[phinds]

high points of Artificial Intelligence history, past and future

Man evolves
Man worships sun god
Man perfects technology
Man creates AI
AI perfects itself
AI enslaves man
Solar flare destroys AI
Man worships sun god
and so it goes

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.

If it ever happens, I'm sure I will change my mind.

 

[Borg]

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[Ibix]

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Spoiler

Not much, they're pretty light.

 

[fresh_42]

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Spoiler

Not much, they're pretty light.

With or without that famous pot?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

With or without that famous pot?

 

[phinds]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Spoiler

Not much, they're pretty light.

(The energy of the rainbow over C²) x G

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.

 

[DrClaude]

I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.

Whale sushi!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[BillTre]

Ha!
The condiments would have had to have been flipped not rotated to reverse the handedness.