Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Jarvis323]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Here are a couple of clever t-shirts I found.
Guess which one reminds me of @davenn?

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[gggnano]

God to his son:
"Hey Jesus, wanna see a cool reaction using quantum fluctuation?"
Less than a Planck second later:
"Oh damn, it says spontaneous reactions are not reversible".

bonus joke:
Electron says: "Hurry up we have no time!"
"Tell me about it"...said the Tau.

 

[256bits]

 

[strangerep]

I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe.

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[scottdave]

I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe.

The way I see things heading - nobody will be concerned with correct spelling in 20 years.

 

[Bystander]

- nobody will be concerned with correct spelling in 20 years.

That long?

 

[BillTre]

I can not express how relieved I was when writing my thesis (in the 1980s) and I got a PC with a spell checker.
Now I don't have to worry about spelling things.

 

[Ibix]

Eye can knot express how relieved eye was wen righting my thesis (in the 1980s) and eye got a PC with a spell chequer.
Now eye don't have to worry about spelling things.

Fixed that for you.

 

[BillTre]

Ostrich that ran into a fence.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[strangerep]

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But what is that lecturer doing?? Casting a spell?

 

[pinball1970]

But what is that lecturer doing?? Casting a spell?

Good question.

Is the lecturer?

1. Casting a spell
2. Practicing a ninja move
3. Bringing in the horn section
4. Ordering a large pepperoni pizza

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

When people say that phylogeny (evolutionart history) is tree-like, this is the kind of tree I think of sometimes:

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[MikeeMiracle]

I have a statistics joke but it's not significant
I have a fraction joke but 7/5 persons won't get it
I have a chemistry joke, but still in reaction
i have a biology joke, but it is not fully developed
I have a thermodynamics joke, but i'm out of energy
I have a tensor joke but it is not invariant

I'll get my coat......

 

[Swamp Thing]

I have a joke about the shape of the earth, but it's flat.