Constant Function and an Exponential Function

[Antimatter]

Just to lighten up a little:

A Constant Function and an Exponential Function are walking through the forest. Suddenly, through the dense bushes, they see a Derivative walking around. The Constant Function hurries to hide behind a tree in anxiety.
Exponential: "What's wrong?"
Constant: "If that derivative gets hold of me, I'll disappear!"
Exponential: "Don't worry, he doesn't affect me, let me take care of him"
The Exponential comes up to the Derivative starting off:
"Hi, I'm exp(x)"
Derivative: "Nice to meet you, I'm d/dy"

 

[fourier jr]

that's soooooo terrible...

 

[xenogizmo]

Dude! Seriously, that is weak! Doesnt classify as a joke as far as I'm concerned

 

[Hurkyl]

It's funnier if you've heard the "normal" joke involving e^x and a derivative.

 

[chroot]

There is one, and only one, funny math joke:

Q: How did the mathematician deal with constipation?






A: He worked it out with a pencil.

- Warren

 

[Gokul43201]

That's half funny and half gross... so it's 72.5 !

 

[gazzo]

haha. maths 99% bad humour :P

 

[Gza]

And god forbid another engineer, physicist and mathematician joke.