Coked-Up Human Responsible for Worst Crop Circle

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In summary, an alien culture discovered abstract expressionism and thought it was a form of communication about our sweat glands.
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At first I thought drunken aliens were responsible, but it turned out to be a coked-up human running from the cops.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=464320&in_page_id=1770

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That looks like fun :smile:
 
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Its the worlds most challenging rally circuit.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
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where is the circle?
 
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Kurdt said:
Its the worlds most challenging rally circuit.

:smile::smile::smile: It's a race AND a puzzle contest!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
:smile::smile::smile: It's a race AND a puzzle contest!

"You call it corn, we call it maze."

*runs for cover*
 
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Newsflash:

Alien Culture Discovers Abstract Expressionism
 
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We must have a rule against posts like the last two... :biggrin:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
"You call it corn, we call it maze."

*runs for cover*

:smile::smile::smile::smile: took me a while to get it

Ivan Seeking said:
We must have a rule against posts like the last two... :biggrin:

:cool: admit it. nothing's better than a good pun/quaint pop-culture reference at the end of the day :biggrin:
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
:smile::smile::smile: It's a race AND a puzzle contest!

:smile: It'll probably be the only round timed with a calendar in that case.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
"You call it corn, we call it maze."

*runs for cover*
:smile: <snort>
 
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Math Is Hard said:
"You call it corn, we call it maze."

Where's that 'Arrrrrgggghhhhhh!' smilie when you really need it?
 
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Bet the farmer's pleased.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
"You call it corn, we call it maze."

*runs for cover*

Heee heee!:smile::smile::smile::smile:
 
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Best. CTF. Field. Ever.
 

Related to Coked-Up Human Responsible for Worst Crop Circle

What is a "coked-up human"?

A "coked-up human" refers to an individual who has consumed a significant amount of cocaine, a highly addictive and illegal stimulant drug. This can lead to a state of heightened energy, euphoria, and erratic behavior.

What is a crop circle and how is it formed?

A crop circle is a large circular or geometric pattern that appears in a field of crops. It is typically created by flattening the crops in a specific pattern. Many theories exist as to how they are formed, but the most widely accepted explanation is that they are man-made, often by groups of people using tools and boards to flatten the crops.

How was a coked-up human responsible for creating the worst crop circle?

In this scenario, it is believed that the individual under the influence of cocaine entered a field of crops and used their heightened energy and erratic behavior to create a large and intricate crop circle. The effects of the drug may have also influenced the design and precision of the pattern.

What are the potential consequences of a coked-up human creating a crop circle?

The consequences of a coked-up human creating a crop circle can vary. In some cases, the individual may face legal charges for damaging crops. Additionally, the crop circle itself may cause harm to the farmer's livelihood and financial loss. Furthermore, the formation of a crop circle can attract media attention and lead to increased tourism and disruption for the local community.

How can we prevent coked-up humans from creating crop circles?

Prevention of coked-up humans creating crop circles can be difficult, as it requires addressing drug use and addiction. However, increased security and surveillance in areas where crop circles are common may help deter individuals from entering fields and creating them. Educating individuals about the potential consequences of their actions while under the influence of drugs may also be helpful in preventing such incidents.

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