Jeremy said:
so let's say A is moving left at .25c and B is moving right at .75c, but neither know it.
Both are obviously experiencing time dilation, and to an invisible stationary observer at the meeting point, B is aging slower than A.
But let's say some physically freaky event occurs, such as both drop out of consciousness, and during that time, they assume the same constant speed going in the opposite direction (note: both think that they are still).
I'm not sure I understand you. Are you saying initially A and B are moving away from each other, but both get knocked out and while they're unconscious both of their ships turn around and start heading toward each other? This seems to be what you're saying, so that's what I'm going to assume..
1) what times will each person have when they make it back to the meeting point? i assume they will all have the same time, but why: A has obviously traveled slower
WRONG! A has not "obviously traveled slower". This statement assumes a universal reference frame, but according to relativity, there is no such thing. It is true that
relative to some observer where they meet, A could be traveling slower. It is also true that if A goes from traveling .25c away from this observer (we'll call him C), and turns around and starts moving at .25c toward C, while B goes from moving .75c away from C and turns around to move .75c toward C that B has accelerated more than A. Since B has accelerated more than A, then when they meet up at C, A will have aged more. According to the special theory of relativity,
all three (A, B, and C) will be in agreeance that B is the one who has accelerated the most.
2) if B were to call A with a light phone sometime on the divergence, will there be any sort of delay? i assume not, but why does the speed of light make up any sort of difference PERFECTLY?
Again, I'm not really sure what you mean, but yeah, there'd be a delay between when A said something and when B heard it, because the signal can only travel at the speed of light. This is why if you watch the news and they interview someone in a foreign country, there's a delay between what the interviewer asks and when the interviewee answers. The signal has to travel to and from a satellite before they can hear what each other have said. The signal travels very fast, but the delay is noticeable.
3) if B were to call A with a phone that traveled the same speed that B is going (.75c), what will happen with regards to everyone's time?
Is this phone things something in
The Elegant Universe? I've just now started reading the book myself, so I'm sorry I'm not familiar with whatever phones you're talking about. If B tried to pick up a telephone that was moving at a different speed than him, he'd have a hard time, so B would have to call A on a phone that was moving at his own speed, wouldn't he? I'm sorry, I just can't be of more help on this question. The important thing you need to note is there is no such thing as absolute speed. You can't make the claim that B is moving faster than A. That statement simply doesn't make sense. You can only claim that B is moving faster than A relative to some observer, like C.
And everybody's frame is "right". There isn't such a thing as a "better" frame. The principle of relativity states that
all frames are equivalent for the description of the laws of nature.