BobG
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Wow! I can't believe it! Hillary's actually going to run!
So:
1. Hillary's in. If not for Bill, she could be the first woman President.
2. Obama's in. As long as he doesn't quit smoking, he could have a chance to be the first black President.
3. Richardson's in. Why not the first Hispanic President?
4. Biden's in. He suddenly looks really old and out of place in the Democratic Party.
5. What happened in New Orleans the week that Ford died and Saddam was executed?
6. Vilsack's still in as well, right? With a woman, a black, and a Hispanic, you have to have an invisible candidate to fill out the ticket.
7. Gore's not in yet. Still, he could just walk through the carnage of Democratic candidates and wind up winning the nomination.
8. Gravel. Fewer people hate him than hate Hillary, plus I think Lucinda Williams sings a song about him.
9. Kerry. You know, Pat Paulson was probably taken more seriously.
10. Kucinich. You know, Kerry is probably taken more seriously.
So:
1. Hillary's in. If not for Bill, she could be the first woman President.
2. Obama's in. As long as he doesn't quit smoking, he could have a chance to be the first black President.
3. Richardson's in. Why not the first Hispanic President?
4. Biden's in. He suddenly looks really old and out of place in the Democratic Party.
5. What happened in New Orleans the week that Ford died and Saddam was executed?
6. Vilsack's still in as well, right? With a woman, a black, and a Hispanic, you have to have an invisible candidate to fill out the ticket.
7. Gore's not in yet. Still, he could just walk through the carnage of Democratic candidates and wind up winning the nomination.
8. Gravel. Fewer people hate him than hate Hillary, plus I think Lucinda Williams sings a song about him.
9. Kerry. You know, Pat Paulson was probably taken more seriously.
10. Kucinich. You know, Kerry is probably taken more seriously.