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Or photoshop has a phan ...davenn said:
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dkotschessaa
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I really have a love/hate relationship with Schrödinger jokes.
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You don't know until you see the jokes?
DennisN
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You beat me to itmfb said:You don't know until you see the jokes?
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And now for something completely different.
(Will say, no joke, rather a true story, but funny nevertheless.)
After WWI women were first accepted to academic careers, so Lise Meitner could habilitate. Her introductory lecture has been in the then still mysterious field of astrophysics and was titled: "Problems of cosmic physics".
A reporter thought this cannot be - presented by a woman. Therefore he titled in the newspaper:
"Problems of cosmetic physics."
(Will say, no joke, rather a true story, but funny nevertheless.)
After WWI women were first accepted to academic careers, so Lise Meitner could habilitate. Her introductory lecture has been in the then still mysterious field of astrophysics and was titled: "Problems of cosmic physics".
A reporter thought this cannot be - presented by a woman. Therefore he titled in the newspaper:
"Problems of cosmetic physics."
Stavros Kiri
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Or he didn't know what 'cosmic' meant ... so "he fixed it" ! ...fresh_42 said:Her introductory lecture has been in the then still mysterious field of astrophysics and was titled: "Problems of cosmic physics".
A reporter thought this cannot be - presented by a woman. Therefore he titled in the newspaper:
"Problems of cosmetic physics."
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... what?
There is no such thing, and the LHC cannot even be switched on with people in the ring.
There is no such thing, and the LHC cannot even be switched on with people in the ring.
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mfb said:... what?
There is no such thing, and the LHC cannot even be switched on with people in the ring.
Oops.
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Seems it all started in a garage ... and ended there.davenn said:results of a black hole that escaped![]()
Stavros Kiri
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Are these main-stream peer-reviewed discoveries? Please provide valid reference. Loldavenn said:View attachment 114643( yes I know there is a date issue ... for the sake of a giggle, live with it)
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Talking about date issue.
Bought some rocket salad a couple of days ago it went off before I could eat it.
Bought some rocket salad a couple of days ago it went off before I could eat it.
dkotschessaa
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Buckleymanor said:Talking about date issue.
Bought some rocket salad a couple of days ago it went off before I could eat it.
I had the Chef's salad. Man he was pissed.
(Yes, not a science joke, but I had to reply...)
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Won't happen to me. I prefer Waldorf saladdkotschessaa said:I had the Chef's salad. Man he was pissed.
(Yes, not a science joke, but I had to reply...)
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I can't eat mixed salad.
I'm on a low-entropy diet.
I'm on a low-entropy diet.
Stavros Kiri
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"Caesar" is mad too ...dkotschessaa said:I had the Chef's salad. Man he was pissed.
Good one! Lolmfb said:I'm on a low-entropy diet.
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mfb said:I'm on a low-entropy diet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay_diet#StudiesCurrently, the theory that carbohydrate and protein rich foods should be eaten separately is considered "unfounded" because it ignores the fact that carbohydrate rich foods contain significant amounts of protein.
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Another example for the list of "no matter how hard you try, you can't make up things so crazy that no one did that before".
Stavros Kiri
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Why? I didn't see the termmfb said:Another example for the list of "no matter how hard you try, you can't make up things so crazy that no one did that before".
anywhere there or elsewhere! ...mfb said:low-entropy diet
So I think you have the franchise on that ... and you will be quoted thereafter! ...
Because just "Food Combining Diet" and "Food Combinations" is an old and somewhat different kind of story, with several approaches and theories (not just the ones mentioned there in the wiki ref), some very new and modern ones too ...
[Believe it or not I am somewhat of an "expert" in Nutrition ...]
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Google finds "low-entropy diet" literally in some "cure cancer" crackpot environments..
Stavros Kiri
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If we don't take it down to the molecular level, in terms of food combinations it would mean (as ~ in your original) "to basically eat one type of ingredient or food (organized food)".mfb said:Google finds "low-entropy diet" literally in some "cure cancer" crackpot environments..
Then of course you starve to death! ... which would definitely increase the entropy ... Ooops!

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Vanadium 50 said:> is there a clear answer?
How would you know if there were?
I would measure absorption of 400-800nm light by any available answers. If I find one with very low absorption, then that answer is clear.
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Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.
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