Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,841
Artman said:
I'm like you about that. I worry about animals trying to cross busy roads. I have heard that you shouldn't carry turtles out of the road because they will just wander back to where they were and continue on. I don't know if that true or not.

I have found the most effective thing to do is move them off the road towards the direction they are headed. That's where they want to go, whether its to lay some eggs or return from such activities, and you usually can't convince them otherwise, so facilitate them. Frogs, on the other hand, are a different matter, they just seem to like the road. I went out with my son and his grandfather last night during a nice, warm, rain and the road was littered with frogs. Unfortunately most were hit :frown: , but we captured several including a gray tree frog, a spring peeper, and bullfrog and two american toads. I'll post some pictures next week.
 
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  • #6,842
I've been waiting for the right moment...

not now...

wait...

Okay now! This thread is dead.





This thread has been closed by Ivan Seeking
6/10/05 at 10:465 P.M.
 
  • #6,843
...okay not yet...
 
  • #6,844
Ivan Seeking said:
This thread has been closed by Ivan Seeking
6/10/05 at 10:465 P.M.
The fumes from that dead deer seem to be affecting your mind.
 
  • #6,845
Okay...NOW!
 
  • #6,846
...wait...
 
  • #6,847
A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45."
The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."
 
  • #6,848
I'm reading the whole thread! I'm on post #440...I'm so tired :zzz: I think I'm going to the alley soon because moonbear kicked me out of the freezer :mad [/size]
I'm going to read some more thread, and go to the alley.

PS. the first pages of this thread are classics
 
  • #6,849
Ivan Seeking said:
This thread has been closed by Ivan Seeking
6/10/05 at 10:465 P.M.
Super Mentor powers, huh? Apparently they don't work if you try to use them for evil. :smile:
 
  • #6,850
dextercioby said:
Yes,MY thread.And Tribdog's.
Ha ha ha ha. It is my thread! Tribdog abandoned it as an infant, and you're just one of those who thinks you can call it yours if you just pop in for a visit whenever you're in town. It's me and only me who has been here every day of this thread's life, taking care of it, nurturing it, raising it into a strong, healthy thread. Nobody gets to kill this thread but me. I've put too much effort into it to let someone else take the credit now.

Now everyone out! I have some work to take care of here! :devil:
 
  • #6,851
Moonbear said:
Nobody gets to kill this thread but me.
THEN FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN, KILL IT NOW!
 
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ha ha ha a. it is my thread! tribdog abandoned it as an infant, and yous is just one of those who thinks yous can call it yours if yous just speed garage in fa a visit wheneva yous is in turf. it's me and only me who as bin in da house every day of dis thread's life, takin care of it, nurturin it, raisin it into a strong, ealthy thread. nobody gets to kill dis thread but me. I've put too much effort into it to let someone else take da credit now.

Courtesy of Da Ali G Tranzlatizor ( http://www.disbealig.com/ )
 
  • #6,853
cronxeh said:
Courtesy of Da Ali G Tranzlatizor ( http://www.disbealig.com/ )
:bugeye: Oh my. Where did that "speed garage" bit come from? :confused:

:smile:

I hereby declare this thread killed...nothing left to see...make way, clear out...no need to say any more. Memorial tributes may be made in the "Life of Franzbear" thread.
 
  • #6,854
Tell Evo to lock it.
 
  • #6,855
*just passed CPR course*

*gives 2 breath, checks for pulse.. hmm.. starts compressions... 1..2..3.. 15..*

*gives 2 more breathe*.. 15 compressions.. 2 breathes.. 15 compressions.. *does a whole minute, checks for pulse*

*slaps Franzbear* Come on buddy! LIVE! LIVE!


Meanwhile, deep inside the Franzbear's mind:
http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/grizzly%20bear/Grizzly%20Bear%2042099.jpg
 
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whoa just dug up this info:

"like a chipmunk, can reduce its body temperature to nearly freezing during hibernation and change its heart rate from 350 beats per minute to as low as 4 beats per minute within hours of retiring to its den. "

interesting stuff :bugeye:
 
  • #6,857
cronxeh said:
*slaps Franzbear* Come on buddy! LIVE! LIVE!
LET IT GO! IT'S BRAIN DEAD! IF YOU DON"T LET IT GO NOW IT'S GOING TO LIVE FOR YEARS AS A VEGETABLE!

Pull the plug, Evo! Pull the plug![/size]
 
  • #6,858
Alright.. show me the DNR order, signed by Franzbear and I'll let it go..

sigh.. damn I am getting tired.. did anyone bother calling Evo?
 
  • #6,859
Dr. Evo is probably attending to another patient elsewhere. I'm sure she has all the paperwork.

In the meantime, no more heroics.
 
  • #6,860
Ooh, is Moonbear gone? Did Franzbear pass away in her absence? Shall we declare death to the thread and lock it? :devil:
 
  • #6,861
Evo said:
Ooh, is Moonbear gone? Did Franzbear pass away in her absence? Shall we declare death to the thread and lock it? :devil:
Time of death was 11:28 AM, todays date.
 
  • #6,862
zoobyshoe said:
Time of death was 11:28 AM, todays date.
Which time zone? Was that the time of Moonbear's last post? (that's 1:28pm on my clock)
 
  • #6,863
Evo said:
Which time zone? Was that the time of Moonbear's last post? (that's 1:28pm on my clock)
Time of death was 11:28 AM Pacific Time. Moonbear made the call.
 
  • #6,864
It's just lying here suffering...
 
  • #6,865
Evo...please...mercy...
 
  • #6,866
Alright...the thread is officially dead, Moonbear is official thread killer.

(prepares to leave the country when everyone else gets back)
 
  • #6,867
Yeah this thread has had a long run, how about you kill it now. No need to post anymore, just lock it.


EDIT>>>> ^^^^^WTF! :mad:
 
  • #6,868
If I lock the thread, where will everyone go to make these important and meaningful posts?
 
  • #6,869
People will find ways. It does not take long for a thread to get off track, or should I say meaningful and important.
 
  • #6,870
RIP franzbear. You were loved by many. You'll be missed. :cry: