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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
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Woohoo, a brand new forum to post in! Just thought it didn't feel quite right without this here. So in the tradition of PF 2.0 ask a stupid "quetion" and get a stupid answer back.

So to begin... How long do you think it takes to reach a 1000 posts in this topic again?
 
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I think it will take at least 4 posts!

Did you really have to misspell Question again?
 
I did have to mispil qestion again as I had never done it before.

When did I last consider not asking this question?
 
A week from next tuesday.

Is anyone still seeing the old forums?
 
Only in my day dreams.
But ...
Are the old forums still somewhere on the internet ?
 
Originally posted by STAii
Only in my day dreams.
But ...
Are the old forums still somewhere on the internet ?

(This seems like a pretty good question (and thus doesn't belong here :wink: ) but...)

Schrodinger would probably think so.

What's the best superpower?
 
Self-levitation. More precisely, the ability to produce the effect of a small gravitational force (< ~ 2 G's) upon one's own body.

The ability to pass through solid objects would be the best superpower; but, without self-levitation, the first (and last) solid object that you pass through would likely be the Earth.



What do you call an elevator that goes sideways?
 
originally posted by Ben-CS

What do you call an elevator that goes sideways?

A trans-vator!

Why do we ask quetions?
 
Because it feels so good when we stop.

why did the forum cross the servers?
 
  • #10
Originally posted by Entropia
Why do I need approx. 600 mg of caffeine to get out of bed these days? [/B]
It's the "My favorite web forum in a new version
and my email GONE !" syndrome... :wink:

My location is The Universe - anybody else here ?
 
  • #11
Sure, I'm here.

Why didn't I post under this topic on PF2?
 
  • #12
Because you thought that posting without reading through the 1000 previous posts wouldn't be fair on the people who had been there the whole time, not realising that the thread hadn't progressed at all, and you hadn't actually missed anything.

More importantly though, Why did you decide to post here this time?
 
  • #13
Originally posted by Another God
Because you thought that posting without reading through the 1000 previous posts wouldn't be fair on the people who had been there the whole time, not realising that the thread hadn't progressed at all, and you hadn't actually missed anything.

More importantly though, Why did you decide to post here this time?

Don't ask such hard questions :wink:.

Hey, is this thread just some big ploy to increase post counts?
 
  • #14
I don't know ask FZ or Climbhi they made it (duh) hehe



How old is PF 3? in days hours and minutes. I will accept seconds and nanosends :wink:
 
  • #15
It depends on your frame of reference.
Can we ever thank Einstein enough for giving us these excuses to avoid answering difficult questions?
 
  • #16
No we can't. I for one could thank him forever:wink:



Could you? (this must have been myworst question yet!)
 
  • #17
Originally asked by Nicool003

Could you? (this must have been myworst question yet!)

Why would anyone want to bother an old man so, I never, if you had an ounce of, well, you know, it's like this, well that actually, but then again to participate in such a ranting vent would be counterproductive to the intuitive nature of the transcendental metaphysical reality of the expired expression that had been inspired so, well you should all be smart enough to figure out the rest, right?

Is the singular of Horn-Gee, Hornge, actually the only word in the english language that rhymes with orange?
 
  • #18
ABSOLUTELY! (HOPE THE SPELLING IS RIGHT??)
 
  • #19
Originally stated By Sourire

ABSOLUTELY! (HOPE THE SPELLING IS RIGHT??)

Well in responce to your, obviously appropo, question, certainly! the spelling is perfect! just like the conclusion! in line with the reality! accorded to the afordance! rhymes like times rhymes with rhymes! [zz)]

Is this really the forum, containing the licence to be, talking, the STUUUUUPIDEST you possibly can be??
 
  • #20
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Is this really the forum, containing the licence to be, talking, the STUUUUUPIDEST you possibly can be??

Not at all, I am usually MUCH stupider.

Why not jump in and enjoy it?
 
  • #21
Originally asked by SelfAdjoint

Why not jump in and enjoy it?

Cause I keep bumping my head on the computer screen!

Should I really be enjoying bumping my head on the computer screeen?
 
  • #22
Everyone needs a hobby.

What was the best theory never invented?
 
  • #23
Originally posted by Ben-CS
What was the best theory never invented? [/B]
The theory of uninvented theories.

Do you bang your head on the wall often ?
 
  • #24
No. But the wall often bangs itself to my head.
Do you consider someone that wants to jump from the window suicidal ?
 
  • #25
Do you consider someone that wants to jump from the window suicidal ?
I Don't Understand ... Did You Mean , What Do you consider someone that wants to jump from the suicidal Window ?

Q : Why Why's Question Is Answered With Becuase ? I Ask Becuase I Want To Know Why .
 
  • #26
Originally posted by Zargawee
I Don't Understand ... Did You Mean , What Do you consider someone that wants to jump from the suicidal Window ?

Q : Why Why's Question Is Answered With Becuase ? I Ask Becuase I Want To Know Why .


Because, if you answered it with a "why" you'd never stop asking questions.

What causes the universe to expand?
 
  • #27
Originally asked by Mentat

What causes the universe to expand?

A really bad case of Gas/flatulence.


So then the 'quetion', What gave the universe it's original case of gas?
 
  • #28
I'd have to say the Big Bang was caused by the original Big Bean Burrito.

Why do planets orbit stars?
 
  • #29
Originally asked by Mentat

Why do planets orbit stars?

To Escape the 'lunar-tic', chasing them!

If the Sun 'sets', all the time, why hasn't it gellied yet?
 
  • #30
Because concrete solidifies after you let the chemical reaction to run its course.

Why doesn't the world just re-align itself with all of my beliefs as I believe them?
 
  • #31
Originally asked by Another God

Why doesn't the world just re-align itself with all of my beliefs as I believe them?

Because the original God might get angry!

Why does "Another God" see with only 'one eye'?
 
  • #32
(The eye is supposed to be rolling, but I have had troubles with the avatar doobie.)

Why does "Another God" see with only 'one eye'?

Oh, another god doesn't see with one eye. Another God just hides behind the pretence of an eye, avoiding the real world by filtering all of reality through a bias inducing organ.

Does anyone here have any idea where that eye comes from?
 
  • #33
Originally asked by Another God

Does anyone here have any idea where that eye comes from?

YUP!, right here;
h**p://www.physicsforums.com/avatar.php?userid=80&dateline=1048428256

Why is it that we say that the sun only shines "in the daylight hours", when we know that it shines all of the time?
 
  • #34
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
YUP!, right here;
h**p://www.physicsforums.com/avatar.php?userid=80&dateline=1048428256

Why is it that we say that the sun only shines "in the daylight hours", when we know that it shines all of the time?

It shines all the time??!

What fuels the sun?
 
  • #35
lol! what a random thread... :)

heya all, just thought id post a random post...and say hi

hope ur all ok *hugs*

Luv TA x x
 
  • #36
The sun is fueled by star dust.

Will Twisted Angel get crooked wings if a broken bell rings?
 
  • #37
say, "huh?"
 
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  • #38
Did twisted angel not read the intro and title to this topic, or is he just trying to piss us off by never posting a question?
 
  • #39
Twisted Angel posted a question alright. It went 'Huh?' which is probably about as stupid a question as you can get, so no problem there. Unfortunately he/she didn't answer any question before posting.

Do you think TA will read the opening thread now and figure out what they are supposed to do?
 
  • #40
i think TA shall

if the Earth goes around the sun, what does the sun go around?
 
  • #41
Twisted Angel asked:
if the Earth goes around the sun, what does the sun go around?

The sun doesn't go around anything. It moves in a pentagram pattern, that's why there are so many demons lurking in the solar system.

How many demons are lurking in the solar system?
 
  • #42
3554742 + 6/7

Where did my pants go last night?
 
  • #43
Is that really appropriate for this forum...?

Were you drunk or what, really how could you not know where your pants are?
 
  • #44
do i look fat in this?
http://www.davidmargolis.com/fat.jpg
 
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  • #45
Originally asked by climbhi

Were you drunk or what, really how could you not know where your pants are?

He wants to know where his pants went, because he never left them, and he really wants to know where he actually went, just to shy to ask it that way. (would have to admit to having been that drunk??)

If the Sun goes around the outer edge of the galaxy, then what does Twisted Angel go around?



(Grimmus, YES!)
 
  • #46
TA goes around a corner.

Actually, I never drink alcohol. I have never taken any drugs illegally, either. I am always 100% sober.

What do you call an undergraduate that is always 100% sober.
 
  • #47
A liar!

Why is there no such term as 'overgraduate'?
 
  • #48
cos it probably doesn't have a proper definition - and not enuff ppl use the term...(hence it not being in the dictionary)


Originally posted by Ben-CS
TA goes around a corner.

TA goes around a corner to where...?
 
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  • #49
Originally posted by Twisted Angel
cos it probably doesn't have a proper definition - and not enuff ppl use the term...(hence it not being in the dictionary)




TA goes around a corner to where...?

To the other side of the corner, duh :wink: .

What does "DUH" stand for?
 
  • #50
Originally asked by Mentat

What does "DUH" stand for?

Don't Understand, Huh??

What is it that you don't understand?
 

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