Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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News flash: Giant TEMU warehouse in Sichuan province china burned to the ground last night. In addition to the loss of the building and vehicles, which is substantial, the loss of merchandise is expected to go as high as $87.
 
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The inauguration is being moved inside due to the extremely cold weather expected.

That explains a lot. It WILL be a cold day in hell.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
It WILL be a cold day in hell.
I've been thinking that all week.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
That reminds me of me. One night a car alarm kept going off in the middle of the night. Finally I called 911 and asked if it was appropriate to report a car alarm. She paused for a second and then in an obvious manner said, Yeeeaaahhh. Only then did it dawn on me: They have become so common as a nuisance I forgot they are an actual alarm. She was confused by my question. LOL!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:

I know a better answer (a cartoon), but that would immediately be deleted with an infraction.
 
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I almost spit coffee all over my keyboard when I saw this.

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Ivan Seeking said:

This is Socrates, right? Reaching for the cup of hemlock?

Is he looking towards, and gesturing over his disciples' heads, at the guy who is overseeing the execution?
 
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Swamp Thing said:
This is Socrates, right? Reaching for the cup of hemlock?

Is he looking towards, and gesturing over his disciples' heads, at the guy who is overseeing the execution?
I don't think Socrates had access to the internet.
 
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It's going to be so cold in DC tomorrow that politicians are going to be putting their hands in their own pockets.
 
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While leafing through one of my books today, I found on one page the following scribbled note:

"I have found the lamest joke to post to Physics Forums, but the margin of this page is too narrow to contain it."
 
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phinds said:
It's going to be so cold in DC tomorrow that politicians are going to be putting their hands in their own pockets.
I'm not going to tell the other 15 jokes that conjures up because I don't want to get banned. :rolleyes:
 
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I just saw a TV commercial for a new heartburn (gastrointestinal reflux) drug. It shows a cartoon superhero figure and the slogan "Voquezna can kick some acid."
 

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