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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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fresh_42 said:
There is a common idiom in German: "something borders stupidity". It is used in discussions and the question of what this 'something' is is usually not answered explicitly since it emerges from context.
This sounds a lot like the Western saying: "[something] borders on stupidity", as in: "going boating without life jackets borders on stupidity".
 
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DaveC426913 said:
This sounds a lot like the Western saying: "[something] borders on stupidity", as in: "going boating without life jackets borders on stupidity".
Yes, that's the same. I just didn't know whether the German preposition "an" also existed in its English version so I erroneously omitted it. I will never be able to use or hear it again without thinking of the answer the social media suggests these days. But before you use it, do not forget Mexico.
 
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Caption: At some point, everyone loses control.
 
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I think that the borders of stupidity have grown a lot recently. Must have been an annexation of common sense to have grown that much.
 
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Interviewer: Please give me a one word description of your work ethic
Candidate: Sometimes I don't follow directions well.
 
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fresh_42 said:
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Caption: At some point, everyone loses control.
That’s inaccurate. Obviously in complete control.
 
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You're starting to scare me Oro... :smile:
 
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egad. The tariffs are already here.
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256bits said:
egad. The tariffs are already here.
And someone doesn't what us to know about it! :cry:

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berkeman said:
You're starting to scare me Oro... :smile:
The comic has been popping up in my Facebook feed lately and I have come to appreciate it for how it says regular things with words that seem more descriptive. In particular those relating to parenting.
 
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Speaking of which …
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berkeman said:
Of course, Megan Thee Stallion is in a completely different category.
 
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I loved Snoopy when I was a child, and I still do. :smile:

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Alternative: what's an odyssey? Whatever it looks at.
 
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What did Tennesee, boys? She saw what Arkansas.
 
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What's for dinner in Area 51?

Unidentified frying objects.
 
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jtbell said:
What's for dinner in Area 51?

Unidentified frying objects.
The thumb-up is for how lame the joke is.
 
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dwarde said:
Still better than

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And believe me, I can show you something like that over here!
 

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