Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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My wife found some postcards that I sent home from my old road trips, before the days of smartphones.

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(I was in Madison for the summer meeting of the American Association of Physics Teachers. I still have the T-shirt!)
 
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BillTre said:
Looks like he would need some scuba gear.
And a nose plug, to avoid the smell. Yech!
 
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Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
 
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Follow me for more animal training tips.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
 
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WWGD said:
Ha.
My daughter has worked on owl surveys. They play owl calls at certain times to the owls to show up and be counted.
 
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BillTre said:
Ha.
My daughter has worked on owl surveys. They play owl calls at certain times to the owls to show up and be counted.
So , how many neighbors, er, owls, have replied? ;)
 
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WWGD said:
So , how many neighbors, er, owls, have replied? ;)
Lots. The have a good idea where they live and there are not many people around there.
 
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BillTre said:
Lots. The have a good idea where they live and there are not many people around there.
The people all left!
Did they get fed up with all the hooting (and hollering )?
 
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