Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

My wife found some postcards that I sent home from my old road trips, before the days of smartphones.

(I was in Madison for the summer meeting of the American Association of Physics Teachers. I still have the T-shirt!)

 

[davenn]

 

[collinsmark]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

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Looks like he would need some scuba gear.

 

[WWGD]

Looks like he would need some scuba gear.

And a nose plug, to avoid the smell. Yech!

 

[jtbell]

The ultimate way to cut through all the...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

Follow me for more animal training tips.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

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I bet it can lick any opponent!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

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Ha.
My daughter has worked on owl surveys. They play owl calls at certain times to the owls to show up and be counted.

 

[WWGD]

Ha.
My daughter has worked on owl surveys. They play owl calls at certain times to the owls to show up and be counted.

So , how many neighbors, er, owls, have replied? ;)

 

[BillTre]

So , how many neighbors, er, owls, have replied? ;)

Lots. The have a good idea where they live and there are not many people around there.

 

[256bits]

Lots. The have a good idea where they live and there are not many people around there.

The people all left!
Did they get fed up with all the hooting (and hollering )?

 

[DennisN]

 

[jtbell]

 

[fresh_42]