Collection of Lame Jokes

[Orodruin]

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When I was young, cloaking was a cool thing for a ship to have. Looking back - they might just have introduced it to save on special effects …

 

[fresh_42]

When I was young, cloaking was a cool thing for a ship to have. Looking back - they might just have introduced it to save on special effects …

I had the following thought yesterday: Isn't it a bit embarrassing that the Klingons and Romulans had a cloak technology and we did not even though we have already achieved some basic results in this direction by now?

 

[Ibix]

I had the following thought yesterday: Isn't it a bit embarrassing that the Klingons and Romulans had a cloak technology and we did not even though we have already achieved some basic results in this direction by now?

The Federation agreed not to develop the technology under the Treaty of Algeron. Exactly what they got in return is not clear, except for dramatic tension.

 

[DaveC426913]

Sorry to hear about yo momma's skydiving accident.

 

[jtbell]

What was that on her head? A GoPro?

 

[fresh_42]

The Federation agreed not to develop the technology under the Treaty of Algeron. Exactly what they got in return is not clear, except for dramatic tension.

At least they improved on neutrino detection.

 

[nsaspook]

NSFW language.

Spoiler

 

[berkeman]

Punctuation is important...

 

[jtbell]

Or "Let's eat, Grandma!" versus "Let's eat Grandma!"

 

[DaveC426913]

And on that theme...

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

Turn the volume knob up gradually when holding the C key.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Jonathan Scott]

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As a pianist, I come across this sort of thing surprisingly often, especially in accompaniments. It is also quite common for composers to require the same note to be played (often with the other hand) while it is being held, which can however be approximated using the sustain pedal once one has learned to avoid the finger collision.

 

[WWGD]

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I thought mine were nerd jokes.

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

At the supermarket. After paying:
Her: " You're a little short".
Me: " And You're a little fat".
Then I realized what the whole thing was about.

 

[phinds]

 

[jtbell]

Just don’t touch it while you’re grounded.

 

[jack action]

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[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Instead of calling it Pyrite(?) , let's use 22/7. It's 22/7. Pyrite?

 

[WWGD]

Just found my old ticket for the Petty Cash tour: Roseanne Cash and Tom Petty.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

“Help! I’m trapped in a parking lot, surrounded by monster vehicles!”

 

[jtbell]

Punctuation is important...

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[jtbell]

Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?

 

[DaveC426913]

_{I made this meme...}

 

[DaveC426913]

Followup: there is no joke so bleedingly obvious that it won't go right over the head of some internet noob...

... and who will inevitably get roasted for it by someone.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Spoiler: Answer

Icy dead people

 

[DaveC426913]

Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?

Just got this. (Watching the news)

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

Every man: "Look, if I say I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it! You don't have to remind me every six months!"

 

[DaveC426913]

I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.

 

[WWGD]

I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.

Make them by itch Instead.

 

[WWGD]