Collection of Lame Jokes

[berkeman]

 

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[fresh_42]

Intergalactic Olympics were canceled after Earth insisted on adding bureaucracy as a competitive sport.

 

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[fresh_42]

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Meeting:

"And what can you contribute to our discussion?"
"Nothing."
"So why are you here?"
"I like the company of like-minded people."

 

[nsaspook]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

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Time travel was invented last Thursday. The inventor has already gone back to warn himself not to.

 

[gmax137]

Meeting:

"And what can you contribute to our discussion?"
"Nothing."
"So why are you here?"
"I like the company of like-minded people."

I was in a meeting once, and one guy said, "this is really a no-brainer." My co-worker Gerry said "that's why we're putting you on it."

 

[jack action]

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How is this news?

 

[berkeman]

How is this news?

We have numerous notable RIP threads at PF. Well, this is the first RIP(ed) one...

 

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[phinds]

 

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[fresh_42]

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Not if you ask the pig.

 

[WWGD]

Not if you ask the pig.

What do the police have to see with anything? Are they called " schwein" in Germany too?

 

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[fresh_42]

What do the police have to see with anything? Are they called " schwein" in Germany too?

The cops? They are called bulls, and I cannot recommend testing it. If you want to be particularly insulting, or have too much money to spend, then it's bullswine.

 

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[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

 

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