Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Intergalactic Olympics were canceled after Earth insisted on adding bureaucracy as a competitive sport.
 
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WWGD said:

Meeting:

"And what can you contribute to our discussion?"
"Nothing."
"So why are you here?"
"I like the company of like-minded people."
 
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davenn said:

Time travel was invented last Thursday. The inventor has already gone back to warn himself not to.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Meeting:

"And what can you contribute to our discussion?"
"Nothing."
"So why are you here?"
"I like the company of like-minded people."
I was in a meeting once, and one guy said, "this is really a no-brainer." My co-worker Gerry said "that's why we're putting you on it."
 
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jack action said:
How is this news?
We have numerous notable RIP threads at PF. Well, this is the first RIP(ed) one...
 
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fresh_42 said:
Not if you ask the pig.
What do the police have to see with anything? Are they called " schwein" in Germany too?
 
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WWGD said:
What do the police have to see with anything? Are they called " schwein" in Germany too?
The cops? They are called bulls, and I cannot recommend testing it. If you want to be particularly insulting, or have too much money to spend, then it's bullswine.
 
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