Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ivan Seeking]

So to be clear: the prefix "uni" means shared and not shared.

 

[gmax137]

Somehow I knew what @WWGD meant by unisex, even if it conflicts with the word's definition.

 

[Ibix]

I was too young to see the film Troy when it came out, so I built myself a giant wooden adult.

(Adapted from a joke by Milton Jones.)

 

[sbrothy]

The moon landing conspiracies are back again thanks to Kim Kardashian.

Pure lunacy!

Ask her to explain the number mirrors up there then:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_retroreflectors_on_the_Moon

I mean you can't just randomly dump them. They have to be directed back at earth for the reflection to work.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Ask her to explain the number mirrors up there then:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_retroreflectors_on_the_Moon

I mean you can't just randomly dump them. They have to be directed back at earth for the reflection to work.

I will the next time I see her.

Her defense for this claim is to check tik tok.

 

[WWGD]

Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

 

[berkeman]

 

[sbrothy]

I will the next time I see her.

Her defense for this claim is to check tik tok.

OK. Then it's a battle we can't win!

Against tik tok anyone is defenseless.

 

[symbolipoint]

What DaveC426913 says is much more logical. But do we have a prefix with combining meaning for "Either or all classifications..." ?

 

[DaveC426913]

What DaveC426913 says is much more logical. But do we have a prefix with combining meaning for "Either or all classifications..." ?

omni-

 

[symbolipoint]

omni-

The next time we come up to a door with one of those symbols on it or it says "unisex", we should ask a clerk, "Which one?"

 

[WWGD]

The next time we come up to a door with one of those symbols on it or it says "unisex", we should ask a clerk, "Which one?"

In Halloween? The witch one.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The next time we come up to a door with one of those symbols on it or it says "unisex", we should ask a clerk, "Which one?"

Ask if it's binary or analog.

 

[DaveC426913]

Ask if it's binary or analog.

Is that the new terminology?

"I'm not binary; I'm analog."

 

[fresh_42]

Ask if it's binary or analog.

The Italians have to distinguish between binario and binaria, depending on the gender of the person.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Is that the new terminology?

"I'm not binary; I'm analog."

Once you've been married long enough, they are called resistors.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[fresh_42]

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Definitely a candidate to study mathematics!

 

[WWGD]

Poster at a suspicious Computer Repair place. "I'd rather be phishing."

 

[BillTre]

 

[sbrothy]

Once you've been married long enough, they are called resistors.

I was close to report that one!

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

The Italians have to distinguish between binario and binaria, depending on the gender of the person.

As long as the espresso machine is working, it will be ok.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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I remember that one from our daily calendar. 1987 sounds about right! We got a daily Gary Larson calendar every year until he stopped making them,.

 

[jtbell]

A belated Halloween joke:

What's the Halloween capital of the U. S.?

Eerie, Pennsylvania.

 

[fresh_42]

A belated Halloween joke:

What's the Halloween capital of the U. S.?

Eerie, Pennsylvania.

And I thought Salem (Massachusetts).

 

[jtbell]

I was inspired to post that joke by an article I read in my Apple News feed just now, from People magazine. It was about a 1980s event (not Halloween related!) in Cleveland, Ohio. It consistently referred to "Lake Eerie." I thought, "someone must have had too much to drink at a Halloween party."