The "Integral of Zero Problem"
I know that this seems like such a trivial problem, but take a look at this:
\frac{df}{dx} = 0,
f(x) = \int{0}dx,
f(x) = 0\int{}dx,
f(x) = 0(x + C),
f(x) = 0x + 0C,
f(x) = 0,
where any general constant multiplied by zero simplifies...