Collection of Lame Jokes

[TonyStewart]

Thanks for the parking tip

 

[Ibix]

Thanks for the parking tip

I was going to say Reliant Robin.

 

[DennisN]

I've probably posted this one sometime in the distant past, but it's so funny :

 

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[fresh_42]

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I would tell you whose fault it is via a video, but some here have a crude understanding of what politics is.

 

[phinds]

After a hard day of shopping at Walmart

 

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[fresh_42]

 

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[jack action]

In ancient Rome, there were four types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you itchy.

 

[DrGreg]

In ancient Rome, there were four types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you itchy.

That reminds me of some film sequels:

• Cocka II
• Timbuk II
• Mange II

(As invented by British comedian Milton Jones.)

 

[BillTre]

There's a band Timbuk 3.

 

[Hornbein]

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Thanks, but Ill stick with heavy breathing and moaning.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[topsquark]

-Dan

 

[BillTre]

I always like a good magic trick:

 

[WWGD]

 

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[Ibix]

The Philosoraptor brings the wisdom of the really really ancients to modern problems.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[Arjan82]

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Eurhm... that's kind of inaccurate...

 

[Borg]

Only if you pay for the optional 90 million dollar space package.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Only if you pay for the optional 90 million dollar space package.

Which is subscription based.

 

[dextercioby]