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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix
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I was going to say Reliant Robin.TonyStewart said:
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I've probably posted this one sometime in the distant past, but it's so funny 
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I would tell you whose fault it is via a video, but some here have a crude understanding of what politics is.phinds said:
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After a hard day of shopping at Walmart
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In ancient Rome, there were four types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you itchy.
Poison IV would just make you itchy.
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That reminds me of some film sequels:jack action said:
- Cocka II
- Timbuk II
- Mange II
(As invented by British comedian Milton Jones.)
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There's a band Timbuk 3.
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WWGD said:
Thanks, but Ill stick with heavy breathing and moaning.
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I always like a good magic trick:
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The Philosoraptor brings the wisdom of the really really ancients to modern problems.
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fresh_42 said:
Eurhm... that's kind of inaccurate...
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Only if you pay for the optional 90 million dollar space package. 
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WWGD said:
Which is subscription based.Borg said:Only if you pay for the optional 90 million dollar space package.
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