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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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That's what you get for standing on the roof of a railroad car during a thunderstorm.kuruman said:
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Yep, guys. Towel Day is coming soon!
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Looks like a "finite square well" to me... 50% inside the well and 50% outside.dextercioby said:
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The text is irrelevant. But it says: East Frisian hackers boycott radar trap.
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A girl in Warsaw spilled polish remover on herself, she hasn’t been seen since.
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A duck walks into a bar. The duck sits down. The bartender comes and asks
“What will it be?”
The duck responds “Scotch.”
The bartender gets the scotch and the duck drinks it. The duck then walks towards the door and says
“Put it on my bill.”
“What will it be?”
The duck responds “Scotch.”
The bartender gets the scotch and the duck drinks it. The duck then walks towards the door and says
“Put it on my bill.”
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That's been done elsewhere: 'Welcome to Luton' stunt panics Gatwick Airport arrivals (May 2022)WWGD said:
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For all the old-timers here:
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