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kuruman said:
My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.
That's what you get for standing on the roof of a railroad car during a thunderstorm.
 
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A girl in Warsaw spilled polish remover on herself, she hasn’t been seen since.
 
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A duck walks into a bar. The duck sits down. The bartender comes and asks
“What will it be?”
The duck responds “Scotch.”
The bartender gets the scotch and the duck drinks it. The duck then walks towards the door and says
“Put it on my bill.”
 
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