Collection of Lame Jokes

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[phinds]

 

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[fresh_42]

Next Stop: localhost.

 

[jtbell]

My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.

That's what you get for standing on the roof of a railroad car during a thunderstorm.

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

[nsaspook]

https://gigagalacticrockets.com/

 

[OCR]

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Technology | GigaGalactic

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[nsaspook]

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[fresh_42]

Yep, guys. Towel Day is coming soon!

 

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[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

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Looks like a "finite square well" to me... 50% inside the well and 50% outside.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

The text is irrelevant. But it says: East Frisian hackers boycott radar trap.

 

[phinds]

 

[donglepuss]

A girl in Warsaw spilled polish remover on herself, she hasn’t been seen since.

 

[phinds]

 

[BadgerBadger92]

A duck walks into a bar. The duck sits down. The bartender comes and asks
“What will it be?”
The duck responds “Scotch.”
The bartender gets the scotch and the duck drinks it. The duck then walks towards the door and says
“Put it on my bill.”

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DrGreg]

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That's been done elsewhere: 'Welcome to Luton' stunt panics Gatwick Airport arrivals (May 2022)

 

[phinds]

For all the old-timers here:

 

[WWGD]

Training room for Jehova Witnesses: