Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #18,361
Orodruin said:
What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle.
jbriggs444 said:
That is something you will need to discover yourself.
Who's on first.
 
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  • #18,362
Ibix said:
But when?
What do you think?
 
  • #18,363
Sagittarius A-Star said:
What do you think?
I think if I look in my shed...
 
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  • #18,364
Ibix said:
I think if I look in my shed...
This makes sense!
 
  • #18,365
Ibix said:
Go on, tell us then.
I just did … 😏
 
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Orodruin said:
I just did … 😏
He he he!
 
  • #18,368
Why you should never wear high heels at work.
 
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  • #18,369
Ibix said:
Go on, tell us then.
Note the absence of a question mark. However, it would be clearer with the presence of quote marks.
 
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Orodruin said:
What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle.
Jonathan Scott said:
Note the absence of a question mark. However, it would be clearer with the presence of quote marks.

Yes. @Orodruin used the same trick before. There, a "." was missing at the end of the sentence:
Orodruin said:
I found that one hillarious because it is a spoof of the order-of-operations questions. Rather clever actually. The answer really is 5!
 
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  • #18,373
Jonathan Scott said:
Note the absence of a question mark. However, it would be clearer with the presence of quote marks.
Ibix said:
Go on, tell us then.
Ibix said:
He he he!
 
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fresh_42 said:
I suspect that's why so many men dress so shabby, maybe myself included. Clothes shopping seems unbearably boring. So they either don't shop to upgrade or buy the first think they find, independent of how it fits.
I have this idea of a men-only store where you just walk around in your underwear, tey things on, take them off.
 
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WWGD said:
I suspect that's why so many men dress so shabby, maybe myself included. Clothes shopping seems unbearably boring. So they either don't shop to upgrade or buy the first think they find, independent of how it fits.
I have this idea of a men-only store where you just walk around in your underwear, tey things on, take them off.
I met a man who after finding a pair of trousers that fitted, always bought ten of them.
 
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  • #18,378
fresh_42 said:
I met a man who after finding a pair of trousers that fitted, always bought ten of them.
Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook says he does the same to avoid wasting time, mind share figuring out what to wear*

*A popular show in TLC in the 2000s.
 
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My kind of guy:

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"Oh my God, we're lost in the spoom!"

Hiker #2: "You're holding the map upside-down."
 
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Party Animal:

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  • #18,386
Orodruin said:
What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle.
Reminds me of an episode from Garfield & friends (a 90s cartoon). There were three workers on Orson's farm called What, Where and Who. :DD
 
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The Navy used to have a web site called Errheads with daily pictures of stuff like that. Forklifts lifting forklifts lifting ladders and other such fun.
 
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On that note:
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nuuskur said:
There were three workers on Orson's farm called What, Where and Who. :DD
What position did Where play? :oldconfused:

Who's on first, What's on second...
 

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