Collection of Lame Jokes

[DrGreg]

What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle.

That is something you will need to discover yourself.

Who's on first.

 

[Sagittarius A-Star]

But when?

What do you think?

 

[Ibix]

What do you think?

I think if I look in my shed...

 

[Sagittarius A-Star]

I think if I look in my shed...

This makes sense!

 

[Orodruin]

Go on, tell us then.

I just did …

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Ibix]

I just did …

He he he!

 

[nsaspook]

Why you should never wear high heels at work.

 

[Jonathan Scott]

Go on, tell us then.

Note the absence of a question mark. However, it would be clearer with the presence of quote marks.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

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Grizzled.

 

[Sagittarius A-Star]

What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle.

Note the absence of a question mark. However, it would be clearer with the presence of quote marks.

Yes. @Orodruin used the same trick before. There, a "." was missing at the end of the sentence:

I found that one hillarious because it is a spoof of the order-of-operations questions. Rather clever actually. The answer really is 5!

 

[Ibix]

Note the absence of a question mark. However, it would be clearer with the presence of quote marks.

Go on, tell us then.

He he he!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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I suspect that's why so many men dress so shabby, maybe myself included. Clothes shopping seems unbearably boring. So they either don't shop to upgrade or buy the first think they find, independent of how it fits.
I have this idea of a men-only store where you just walk around in your underwear, tey things on, take them off.

 

[fresh_42]

I suspect that's why so many men dress so shabby, maybe myself included. Clothes shopping seems unbearably boring. So they either don't shop to upgrade or buy the first think they find, independent of how it fits.
I have this idea of a men-only store where you just walk around in your underwear, tey things on, take them off.

I met a man who after finding a pair of trousers that fitted, always bought ten of them.

 

[WWGD]

I met a man who after finding a pair of trousers that fitted, always bought ten of them.

Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook says he does the same to avoid wasting time, mind share figuring out what to wear*

*A popular show in TLC in the 2000s.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

My kind of guy:

 

[DaveC426913]

"Oh my God, we're lost in the spoom!"

Hiker #2: "You're holding the map upside-down."

 

[Orodruin]

 

[BillTre]

Party Animal:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle.

Reminds me of an episode from Garfield & friends (a 90s cartoon). There were three workers on Orson's farm called What, Where and Who.

 

[Borg]

The Navy used to have a web site called Errheads with daily pictures of stuff like that. Forklifts lifting forklifts lifting ladders and other such fun.

 

[Arjan82]

On that note:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

There were three workers on Orson's farm called What, Where and Who.

What position did Where play?

Who's on first, What's on second...