Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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dextercioby said:
When I see someone driving one who can't find a parking spot, I offer to carry it in my backpack.
 
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WWGD said:
When I see someone driving one who can't find a parking spot, I offer to carry it in my backpack.
There was a show (Jeremy Clarkson / Top Gear, IIRC) where the host drives a micro car into a BBC building, uses a lift (elevator), and drives among the desks and cubicles.

And it wasn't an electric, as I recall.Edit: Here it is...

 
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phinds said:
The relativity of time. Also, women do have an absolute timescale, no matter what physicists say. They can always tell you the exact time they have told you something. Men, on the other hand, have no timescale at all. No matter when you told them something, this event simply didn't happen.
 
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-Dan
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Actually happened at the coffee shop.
1)" Hi, can I have a scone?"
2) " Sure, what flavor"
1') " Strawberry, please"
2') " We only have blueberry, sorry".
 
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Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!
 
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davenn said:
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!
I admire your optimism!
 
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"Happy wife, happy life". :smile:
 
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"Why do we never have enough food for our big family picnics?"

"Aunts always show up at a picnic, even when they're not invited."
 
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Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

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davenn said:
Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

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I guess this will be the day that I die!

-Dan
 
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Swamp Thing said:
There was a show (Jeremy Clarkson / Top Gear, IIRC) where the host drives a micro car into a BBC building, uses a lift (elevator), and drives among the desks and cubicles.

And it wasn't an electric, as I recall.Edit: Here it is...


I guess the car version of tiny homes.
 
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Ricky Gervais joined a gym, but... :smile:

 
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