Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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dextercioby said:
When I see someone driving one who can't find a parking spot, I offer to carry it in my backpack.
 
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WWGD said:
When I see someone driving one who can't find a parking spot, I offer to carry it in my backpack.
There was a show (Jeremy Clarkson / Top Gear, IIRC) where the host drives a micro car into a BBC building, uses a lift (elevator), and drives among the desks and cubicles.

And it wasn't an electric, as I recall.Edit: Here it is...

 
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phinds said:
The relativity of time. Also, women do have an absolute timescale, no matter what physicists say. They can always tell you the exact time they have told you something. Men, on the other hand, have no timescale at all. No matter when you told them something, this event simply didn't happen.
 
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-Dan
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Actually happened at the coffee shop.
1)" Hi, can I have a scone?"
2) " Sure, what flavor"
1') " Strawberry, please"
2') " We only have blueberry, sorry".
 
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Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!
 
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davenn said:
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!
I admire your optimism!
 
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"Happy wife, happy life". :smile:
 
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"Why do we never have enough food for our big family picnics?"

"Aunts always show up at a picnic, even when they're not invited."
 
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Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

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davenn said:
Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

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I guess this will be the day that I die!

-Dan
 
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Swamp Thing said:
There was a show (Jeremy Clarkson / Top Gear, IIRC) where the host drives a micro car into a BBC building, uses a lift (elevator), and drives among the desks and cubicles.

And it wasn't an electric, as I recall.Edit: Here it is...


I guess the car version of tiny homes.
 
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:smile:

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Ricky Gervais joined a gym, but... :smile:

 
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