Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

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When I see someone driving one who can't find a parking spot, I offer to carry it in my backpack.

 

[Swamp Thing]

When I see someone driving one who can't find a parking spot, I offer to carry it in my backpack.

There was a show (Jeremy Clarkson / Top Gear, IIRC) where the host drives a micro car into a BBC building, uses a lift (elevator), and drives among the desks and cubicles.

And it wasn't an electric, as I recall.Edit: Here it is...

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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The relativity of time. Also, women do have an absolute timescale, no matter what physicists say. They can always tell you the exact time they have told you something. Men, on the other hand, have no timescale at all. No matter when you told them something, this event simply didn't happen.

 

[topsquark]

-Dan

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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That happens. You can buy Americans at bakeries here!

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

Actually happened at the coffee shop.
1)" Hi, can I have a scone?"
2) " Sure, what flavor"
1') " Strawberry, please"
2') " We only have blueberry, sorry".

 

[dextercioby]

 

[davenn]

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!

 

[fresh_42]

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!

I admire your optimism!

 

[berkeman]

"Happy wife, happy life".

 

[jtbell]

"Why do we never have enough food for our big family picnics?"

"Aunts always show up at a picnic, even when they're not invited."

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

 

[topsquark]

Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

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I guess this will be the day that I die!

-Dan

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

There was a show (Jeremy Clarkson / Top Gear, IIRC) where the host drives a micro car into a BBC building, uses a lift (elevator), and drives among the desks and cubicles.

And it wasn't an electric, as I recall.Edit: Here it is...

I guess the car version of tiny homes.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

Ricky Gervais joined a gym, but...

 

[fresh_42]