Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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In 2020, WHO conducted a study to test dogs for COVID. After clearing them, WHO let the dogs out.
 
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I posted that one some time back, but it's still a good one.
 
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Like they said at my school, "Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow". Words to live by. :wink:
 
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me four calling birds...

...who are now running up huge phone bills on my account. :mad:
 
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JT Smith said:
What is that?
old time blackboard eraser
 
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JT Smith said:
What is that?
phinds said:
old time blackboard eraser
... sometimes used as a projectile weapon by angry schoolmasters, back before Health & Safety was a thing.
 
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Ibix said:
... sometimes used as a projectile weapon by angry schoolmasters, back before Health & Safety was a thing.
Also tossed among the students (as a weaponized projectile) if the teacher left the room.
 

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