Collection of Lame Jokes

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

In 2020, WHO conducted a study to test dogs for COVID. After clearing them, WHO let the dogs out.

 

[phinds]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[topsquark]

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-Dan

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

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"Your religion is quackers!"
"Well yours makes me hopping mad!"

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

I posted that one some time back, but it's still a good one.

 

[topsquark]

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The one time I feel bad for the Lego.

-Dan

 

[nsaspook]

 

[davenn]

 

[Borg]

Like they said at my school, "Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow". Words to live by.

 

[jtbell]

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me four calling birds...

...who are now running up huge phone bills on my account.

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[JT Smith]

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What is that?

 

[phinds]

What is that?

old time blackboard eraser

 

[Ibix]

What is that?

old time blackboard eraser

... sometimes used as a projectile weapon by angry schoolmasters, back before Health & Safety was a thing.

 

[phinds]

... sometimes used as a projectile weapon by angry schoolmasters, back before Health & Safety was a thing.

Also tossed among the students (as a weaponized projectile) if the teacher left the room.