Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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berkeman said:
Request to explain the joke: is the point that the red thing near the guy's right hand is a power drill made by a competitor of the company he works for?
 
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Ibix said:
Request to explain the joke: is the point that the red thing near the guy's right hand is a power drill made by a competitor of the company he works for?
Yes.
 
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Just hope it doesn't end up like the young lady from Riga...
 
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mjc123 said:
Just hope it doesn't end up like the young lady from Riga...
Wasn't she from Liger?
 
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Oldham

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And, to sum it up:
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Does this excerpt from my credit card bill that arrived today count as a lame joke, or normal computerized stupidity? I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens.
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jrmichler said:
I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens
Worth the 73¢ stamp.
 
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jrmichler said:
I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens.
Do you have an online account that you can pay from instead of sending in a check? It would be interesting if it would process a $0.00 electronic payment...
 
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jrmichler said:
Does this excerpt from my credit card bill that arrived today count as a lame joke, or normal computerized stupidity? I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens. View attachment 353600
what in the 20th century ? You get this stuff in the mail? :eek:
 
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nuuskur said:
what in the 20th century ? You get this stuff in the mail? :eek:
What century is it anyway?
 
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Road sign in Florida.
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Those gators can read, too! :wideeyed:
 
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jtbell said:
Those gators can read, too! :wideeyed:
They're the ones who put up the sign!
 
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gmax137 said:
They're the ones who put up the sign!
And they drive the cars.
 
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gmax137 said:
They're the ones who put up the sign!
… and the ones driving the vehicles…
 
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Freudian Slip?
Dr Jack Kevorkian put out a record of his piano plays. "Kevorkian: Unplugged".
 

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