Collection of Lame Jokes

[berkeman]

 

[jack action]

 

[Sagittarius A-Star]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

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Request to explain the joke: is the point that the red thing near the guy's right hand is a power drill made by a competitor of the company he works for?

 

[gmax137]

Request to explain the joke: is the point that the red thing near the guy's right hand is a power drill made by a competitor of the company he works for?

Yes.

 

[BillTre]

 

[mjc123]

Just hope it doesn't end up like the young lady from Riga...

 

[Borg]

Just hope it doesn't end up like the young lady from Riga...

Wasn't she from Liger?

 

[DennisN]

@pinball1970 :

 

[pinball1970]

Oldham

Peckham

 

[jtbell]

@pinball1970 :

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Also
Northam, Australia
Southam , UK

and the well-larded Hamptons in New York.

 

[phinds]

And, to sum it up:

 

[Borg]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jrmichler]

Does this excerpt from my credit card bill that arrived today count as a lame joke, or normal computerized stupidity? I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens.

 

[gmax137]

I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens

Worth the 73¢ stamp.

 

[berkeman]

I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens.

Do you have an online account that you can pay from instead of sending in a check? It would be interesting if it would process a $0.00 electronic payment...

 

[jtbell]

Such as these guys?

 

[nuuskur]

Does this excerpt from my credit card bill that arrived today count as a lame joke, or normal computerized stupidity? I'm tempted to send them a check for $0.00 just to see what happens. View attachment 353600

what in the 20th century ? You get this stuff in the mail?

 

[edwardII]

what in the 20th century ? You get this stuff in the mail?

What century is it anyway?

 

[edwardII]

Road sign in Florida.

 

[jtbell]

Those gators can read, too!

 

[berkeman]

 

[gmax137]

Those gators can read, too!

They're the ones who put up the sign!

 

[Ibix]

They're the ones who put up the sign!

And they drive the cars.

 

[Orodruin]

They're the ones who put up the sign!

… and the ones driving the vehicles…

 

[WWGD]

Freudian Slip?
Dr Jack Kevorkian put out a record of his piano plays. "Kevorkian: Unplugged".