Collection of Lame Jokes

[Tom.G]

Well, That is a big load of - - - - of laundry!

 

[WWGD]

Chewbacca to be named Wookie of the Year in his first season.

 

[jtbell]

Chewbacca to be named Wookie of the Year in his first season.

Which team does he play for?

(That's an invitation to hit it out of the park. )

 

[Ibix]

Which team does he play for?

Rashington Rizards?

 

[DennisN]

It was in my "how far back does the hot go?" stage as a kid, which also earned me a burned finger with this...

I know how it feels... it's kind of hot .
And then the pain comes after a while... a stinging pain that seems to not let go.
And I've had my affairs with small splashes of hot soldering tin too, that can also be painful.

Well, I guess those who haven't accidentally burned themselves using a soldering iron simply haven't soldered enough yet .

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

If your horn doesn't work!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

 

[fresh_42]

Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

No. We have jokes here about unicorns. How obscure are those?

The techniques evolved: from telling jokes to drawing jokes and cartoons or creating memes. I see no problem with faked videos or photoshopped pictures. It is just another form of art.

 

[docnet]

Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

 

[fresh_42]

Maybe someone who sang

Spoiler: Censored

shouldn't be too piqued.

 

[davenn]

Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

do you not recognise the ship name ?

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

do you not recognise the ship name ?

No, frankly. Then again, I haven't own a TV for a while now.

 

[pinball1970]

No, frankly. Then again, I haven't own a TV for a while now.

I had to Google!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru

 

[WWGD]

I had to Google!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru

@%$# google takes away one's excuse on " how should I know?" and reveals I'm just being lazy.

 

[Orodruin]

He got the wrong ship …

 

[pinball1970]

Googling the ship name I came across this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeru_Kobayashi

A champion eater. He seriously injured his jaw "training" in 2007.

 

[fresh_42]

Just when I wanted to use even go want to do look more like spoon far even!

 

[pinball1970]

Just when I wanted to use even go want to do look more like spoon far even!

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Google translate? I'm guessing from Chinese

 

[phinds]

Google translate? I'm guessing from Chinese

Sounds more like something that went from Klingon to Russian to Spanish to Chinese to English.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

continuing the recent theme …

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

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I didnt get that one ?

 

[Ibix]

I didnt get that one ?

It's the shocked appearance of the cat and that it's behind bars while the cop is writing a ticket.

 

[DrGreg]

It's the shocked appearance of the cat and that it's behind bars while the cop is writing a ticket.

Oh! I read that differently. I thought it was a courier getting a signature on delivery!

 

[Ibix]

Oh! I read that differently. I thought it was a courier getting a signature on delivery!

Cap and hi-vis jacket is more common police uniform in Europe, and I can see po and ja on his chest which I suspect is policja, Polish for police.

 

[dextercioby]

Fake but legit.