Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Ibix said:
Tattoos by Rothko?
Is that " Roscoe" by someone with a lisp/lithp?
 
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I like the second and fifth ones:
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The name for my next paper, actual Mathematical names : " Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
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"Harry Potter and the
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Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
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Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
But if it's already tort do you really need to teach it again?
 
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I used to think my dad was a superhero, until I realized he was just a weird guy who walked around wearing a cape.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
Tort, tart, cake, pie. Ill figure out which is which one of these days.
 
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I remember as an undergrad, looking for a student tenure position, aka, the Peter Pan scholarship.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
"Our schoolmaster was an old turtle. We used to call him Tortoise"
"Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasn't one?"
"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

- Alice in Wonderland
 
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The time I happened to see the post above:
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So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.
 
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WWGD said:
So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
 
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He's gonna get a stiff sentence.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
He's gonna get a stiff sentence.
At least that will straighten him out.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
At least that will straighten him out.
You mean the criminal justice system can cure Peyronie's disease?
 
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WWGD said:
So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.

DrGreg said:
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.

Swamp Thing said:
He's gonna get a stiff sentence.

topsquark said:
At least that will straighten him out.

-Dan

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