Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Tattoos by Rothko?

Is that " Roscoe" by someone with a lisp/lithp?

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[jack action]

I like the second and fifth ones:

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[jtbell]

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Moof, moof!

 

[WWGD]

The name for my next paper, actual Mathematical names : " Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".

 

[DaveC426913]

"Harry Potter and the

Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.

 

[Ibix]

Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.

But if it's already tort do you really need to teach it again?

 

[WWGD]

I used to think my dad was a superhero, until I realized he was just a weird guy who walked around wearing a cape.

 

[WWGD]

Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.

Tort, tart, cake, pie. Ill figure out which is which one of these days.

 

[WWGD]

I remember as an undergrad, looking for a student tenure position, aka, the Peter Pan scholarship.

 

[mjc123]

Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.

"Our schoolmaster was an old turtle. We used to call him Tortoise"
"Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasn't one?"
"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

- Alice in Wonderland

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

The time I happened to see the post above:

 

[WWGD]

So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.

 

[DrGreg]

So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.

Police are looking for a hardened criminal.

 

[Swamp Thing]

He's gonna get a stiff sentence.

 

[topsquark]

He's gonna get a stiff sentence.

At least that will straighten him out.

-Dan

 

[jtbell]

At least that will straighten him out.

You mean the criminal justice system can cure Peyronie's disease?

 

[phinds]

So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.

Police are looking for a hardened criminal.

He's gonna get a stiff sentence.

At least that will straighten him out.

-Dan

 

[jack action]