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Ibix said:
Tattoos by Rothko?
Is that " Roscoe" by someone with a lisp/lithp?
 
The name for my next paper, actual Mathematical names : " Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
"Harry Potter and the
WWGD said:
Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
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Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
But if it's already tort do you really need to teach it again?
 
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I used to think my dad was a superhero, until I realized he was just a weird guy who walked around wearing a cape.
 
jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
Tort, tart, cake, pie. Ill figure out which is which one of these days.
 
I remember as an undergrad, looking for a student tenure position, aka, the Peter Pan scholarship.
 
jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
"Our schoolmaster was an old turtle. We used to call him Tortoise"
"Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasn't one?"
"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

- Alice in Wonderland
 
So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.
 
WWGD said:
So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
 
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topsquark said:
At least that will straighten him out.
You mean the criminal justice system can cure Peyronie's disease?
 
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WWGD said:
So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.

DrGreg said:
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.

Swamp Thing said:
He's gonna get a stiff sentence.

topsquark said:
At least that will straighten him out.

-Dan

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