Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix said:
Tattoos by Rothko?
Is that " Roscoe" by someone with a lisp/lithp?
 
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I like the second and fifth ones:
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The name for my next paper, actual Mathematical names : " Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
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"Harry Potter and the
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Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
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Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
But if it's already tort do you really need to teach it again?
 
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I used to think my dad was a superhero, until I realized he was just a weird guy who walked around wearing a cape.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
Tort, tart, cake, pie. Ill figure out which is which one of these days.
 
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I remember as an undergrad, looking for a student tenure position, aka, the Peter Pan scholarship.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
"Our schoolmaster was an old turtle. We used to call him Tortoise"
"Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasn't one?"
"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

- Alice in Wonderland
 
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The time I happened to see the post above:
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So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.
 
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WWGD said:
So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
 
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He's gonna get a stiff sentence.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
He's gonna get a stiff sentence.
At least that will straighten him out.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
At least that will straighten him out.
You mean the criminal justice system can cure Peyronie's disease?
 
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WWGD said:
So someone stole the Viagra pills Amazon had left in my porch. I feel , more than angry, impotent.

DrGreg said:
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.

Swamp Thing said:
He's gonna get a stiff sentence.

topsquark said:
At least that will straighten him out.

-Dan

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