Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

Yogi Berra: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

Me: "Nah, it's too big. I'll just take a picture of it."

Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.

 

[WWGD]

Yogi Berra: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

Me: "Nah, it's too big. I'll just take a picture of it."

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Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.

He must have been a big eater ;).

 

[phinds]

Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.

I see the fork but where's the road?

 

[jtbell]

I see the fork but where's the road?

I suppose it really should say FORK IN THE FORK IN THE ROAD...

 

[Borg]

I feel like I'm being spoon-fed the joke.

 

[Ibix]

But it's knife to have it all set out clearly.

 

[phinds]

for all of the above

 

[davenn]

 

[Ibix]

My wife said she hadn't seen the film "Gaslight".

I told her she definitely had.

Source

 

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

I never suspected my wife was having an affair with a roadworker, but then I saw the signs.

 

[Orodruin]

https://xkcd.com/2974

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dwarde]

 

[berkeman]

A little Medic humor from Facebook today...

 

[phinds]

I love it but forum rules prohibit my suggesting where to post it.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

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$e^x$ and $C$ were out walking in a field when they saw a differential operator approach in the distance.

$C$: Oh no! A differential operator! It is going to make me go away!
$e^x$: Stand next to me, $C$! It will not affect me and I shall protect you. I am not afraid!

As the differential operator came closer $Ce^x$ announced:

$Ce^x$: Hello, differential operator! We are $Ce^x$ and we are not afraid of you!
Differential operator: Hello $Ce^x$! I am $\partial/\partial y$.
$0$: Aaaaaaarrrhhhhhggghhhh!

 

[jack action]

Let's see if I can make @phinds take out his howling wolf ...

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.

 

[jtbell]

If we put a casino in every town, the world would be a bettor place.