Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Yogi Berra: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

Me: "Nah, it's too big. I'll just take a picture of it."

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Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.
 
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jtbell said:
Yogi Berra: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

Me: "Nah, it's too big. I'll just take a picture of it."

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Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.
He must have been a big eater ;).
 
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jtbell said:
Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.
I see the fork but where's the road?
 
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phinds said:
I see the fork but where's the road?
I suppose it really should say FORK IN THE FORK IN THE ROAD...
 
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I feel like I'm being spoon-fed the joke.
 
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But it's knife to have it all set out clearly.
 
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for all of the above
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My wife said she hadn't seen the film "Gaslight".

I told her she definitely had.

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I never suspected my wife was having an affair with a roadworker, but then I saw the signs.
 
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A little Medic humor from Facebook today... :smile:

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I love it but forum rules prohibit my suggesting where to post it.
 
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dextercioby said:

##e^x## and ##C## were out walking in a field when they saw a differential operator approach in the distance.

##C##: Oh no! A differential operator! It is going to make me go away!
##e^x##: Stand next to me, ##C##! It will not affect me and I shall protect you. I am not afraid!

As the differential operator came closer ##Ce^x## announced:

##Ce^x##: Hello, differential operator! We are ##Ce^x## and we are not afraid of you!
Differential operator: Hello ##Ce^x##! I am ##\partial/\partial y##.
##0##: Aaaaaaarrrhhhhhggghhhh!
 
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Let's see if I can make @phinds take out his howling wolf ...

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.
 
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If we put a casino in every town, the world would be a bettor place.
 
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