Collection of Lame Jokes

[Halc]

if nobody baked the cakes that they prepared, the world would be a batter place.

 

[DrGreg]

If there was only one type of taste instead of five, the world would be a bitter place.

(Have we got through all the vowels yet?)

 

[gmax137]

If skynet takes over, the world will be a botter place.

 

[jtbell]

If there was only one type of taste instead of five, the world would be a bitter place.

I was going to try something with vermouth.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

(Have we got through all the vowels yet?)

After AI takes over, the world will be a byter place.

After sea-level rise inundates the continents, the world will be a boater place.

When new cars become too expensive for anyone to afford, the world will become a beater place.

 

[DennisN]

 

[DrGreg]

Before The Earth Mk 2 is able to work out what question has the answer 42, the world will be a beta place.

(Maybe it already is. That would explain a lot that's happened in the last decade.)

 

[nsaspook]

 

[edwardII]

I found a Green Beetle rolled over in front of my house. No injuries.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

Ah, you're dating yourself a bit with that one, Bill.

 

[DaveC426913]

My subconscious dreamed this up last night and thought it was so hilarious it made me remember it when I woke up. Frankly, I think my subconscious is a bit of a doof.

 

[phinds]

I think my subconscious is a bit of a doof.

Dave, I'm gonna have to agree w/ you on that.

 

[jtbell]

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Yeah, why can’t they finish demolishing them?

 

[Ibix]

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You can bearly see it.

 

[jack action]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

Spoiler: Answer

Well, during the delivery it becomes apparent.

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

That first sip of caffeine feeling

 

[phinds]

 

[jtbell]

Who’s smarter than a humming bird?

A spelling bee.

(It knows the words.)

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

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Reminds me of the " dumb" guy who's boss ( edit)repeatedly offers him a choice between a dime and a quarter . Dumb guy always chooses the dime, while the boss laughs at him each time, calls him a dummy " If I take the quarter, it's over, no more dimes".

 

[pinball1970]

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they look like a bunch of fun-guys

 

[pinball1970]

When new cars become too expensive for anyone to afford, the world will become a beater place.

and when everyone can afford expensive cars the world will be a Bentley place.

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]