Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

 

[DennisN]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Ibix]

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That one took a moment.

 

[berkeman]

Yeah, for me as well.

 

[Borg]

He does seem pretty down in one subject.

 

[phinds]

He does seem pretty down in one subject.

Yeah

Spoiler

Santa said he'd go down in history

 

[Ibix]

Overhead a conversation on the train. A guy used his step counter app to record the distance he walked in a week and divided by the volume of beer he'd drunk in the same period to get a miles-per-gallon figure for himself. Apparently it was nothing to write home about (which I could have guessed...).

 

[WWGD]

Since he's ignorant of history, he's doomed to repeat it.

 

[DennisN]

Remember folks, it's never too late!

 

[WWGD]

I asked the waiter once, "is the haddock fresh?" She said, "oh yes! We just thawed it out today."

Some, living in landlocked states, will absurdly ask this question about seabound fish. In, e.g., Topeka: Is this fish fresh? Yes, I just sprinted 1500 miles to the Atlantic( pacific) and back the last 15 minutes.

Though the question may make sense in the UK, where no one lives more than, maybe 30 minutes from the coast.

 

[jack action]

Remember folks, it's never too late!

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Actually, it is.

 

[mjc123]

Though the question may make sense in the UK, where no one lives more than, maybe 30 minutes from the coast.

Make that 30 hours on a Bank Holiday.

 

[WWGD]

 

[Borg]

I've heard that somewhere before.

 

[jtbell]

What is a Georgia turkey's favorite dessert?

Pesch gobbler.

 

[jack action]

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We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.

 

[WWGD]

Have this one too, Borg?

 

[WWGD]

We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.

You had me at Tim Horton's. It's about how Canadians apologize constantly. Just like thr Brits.

 

[phinds]

 

[DrGreg]

Just like the Brits.

Sorry about that.

 

[WWGD]

 

[Tom.G]

And their favorite past-time (profession?) seems to be politics!

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

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It was being held at Snoop Dogg's.

 

[Arjan82]

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I see an Idiocracy plot here...

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nuuskur]

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I'll be sawrry, eh?

 

[davenn]

Though the question may make sense in the UK, where no one lives more than, maybe 30 minutes from the coast.

a bit longer than that