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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Yeah, for me as well. :smile:
 
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He does seem pretty down in one subject.
 
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Borg said:
He does seem pretty down in one subject.
Yeah
Santa said he'd go down in history
 
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Overhead a conversation on the train. A guy used his step counter app to record the distance he walked in a week and divided by the volume of beer he'd drunk in the same period to get a miles-per-gallon figure for himself. Apparently it was nothing to write home about (which I could have guessed...).
 
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Since he's ignorant of history, he's doomed to repeat it.
 
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Remember folks, it's never too late!

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gmax137 said:
I asked the waiter once, "is the haddock fresh?" She said, "oh yes! We just thawed it out today."
Some, living in landlocked states, will absurdly ask this question about seabound fish. In, e.g., Topeka: Is this fish fresh? Yes, I just sprinted 1500 miles to the Atlantic( pacific) and back the last 15 minutes.

Though the question may make sense in the UK, where no one lives more than, maybe 30 minutes from the coast.
 
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WWGD said:
Though the question may make sense in the UK, where no one lives more than, maybe 30 minutes from the coast.
Make that 30 hours on a Bank Holiday.
 
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I've heard that somewhere before.
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What is a Georgia turkey's favorite dessert?

Pesch gobbler.
 
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Have this one too, Borg?
 
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jack action said:
We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.
You had me at Tim Horton's. It's about how Canadians apologize constantly. Just like thr Brits.
 
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WWGD said:
Just like the Brits.
Sorry about that.
 
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phinds said:
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And their favorite past-time (profession?) seems to be politics! :frown:
 
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WWGD said:
Though the question may make sense in the UK, where no one lives more than, maybe 30 minutes from the coast.

a bit longer than that :smile::smile:
 

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