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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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davenn said:
a bit longer than that :smile::smile:
Fair enough. Or, say, with a DeLorean. ;).
 
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Found a horse outside. We gave him a stable home.
 
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At my age, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine" refers to photos of grandchildren.
 
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Orodruin said:
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Excellent. I earned two cries of outrage from my son for that one.
 
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DrGreg said:
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Today, the interior of the restored Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris was revealed.

The floor tiles are oriented that way to make it easier for the archbishop to move around.
Just released today, a remake of the classic film, The Trump back in Notre-Dame.
 
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DrGreg said:
Just released today, a remake of the classic film, The Trump back in Notre-Dame.
It was Mr Ed, though, able to communicate with humans, who was the stable genius.
 
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“Hey pal, where can I find a good Mexican restaurant?”

(points down the street) “Just guac this way!”
 
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I remember seeing Mike Rowe, from " Dirty Jobs" at a book store. I waved at him, and he responded with a Mike Rowe wave.
 
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Dang, that must have been a good curry brew hahaha

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jack action said:
We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.
I only eat it when I'm oot of the hoose, Eh?
 
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I couldn't hear too well, so I went to a psychic after reading that sound needs a medium to travel through.
 
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One Christmas, a man bought his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a gift.
The next year, he didn’t get her anything.
When she asked why, he said, "Well, you haven’t used last year’s gift yet!"
 
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To former dictators now living in Russia.
 
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