Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

a bit longer than that

Fair enough. Or, say, with a DeLorean. ;).

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

Found a horse outside. We gave him a stable home.

 

[phinds]

 

[jrmichler]

At my age, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine" refers to photos of grandchildren.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jbriggs444]

[Orion]

Excellent. I earned two cries of outrage from my son for that one.

 

[DrGreg]

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Today, the interior of the restored Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris was revealed.

The floor tiles are oriented that way to make it easier for the archbishop to move around.

Just released today, a remake of the classic film, The Trump back in Notre-Dame.

 

[WWGD]

Just released today, a remake of the classic film, The Trump back in Notre-Dame.

It was Mr Ed, though, able to communicate with humans, who was the stable genius.

 

[dwarde]

 

[jtbell]

“Hey pal, where can I find a good Mexican restaurant?”

(points down the street) “Just guac this way!”

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

I remember seeing Mike Rowe, from " Dirty Jobs" at a book store. I waved at him, and he responded with a Mike Rowe wave.

 

[davenn]

Dang, that must have been a good curry brew hahaha

 

[jack action]

 

[dwarde]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[WWGD]

We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.

I only eat it when I'm oot of the hoose, Eh?

 

[WWGD]

I couldn't hear too well, so I went to a psychic after reading that sound needs a medium to travel through.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

One Christmas, a man bought his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a gift.
The next year, he didn’t get her anything.
When she asked why, he said, "Well, you haven’t used last year’s gift yet!"

 

[phinds]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[nsaspook]

To former dictators now living in Russia.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]