Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #21,391
You're going to hate yourself when you figure out how lame it actually is:
No em, as in " it does not include the letter 'm' ".
 
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Edit: See @DaveC426913 ? I told you.
My Equinox gym was half dark, half lit.
 
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  • #21,394
nsaspook said:
I went to see a movie about him. But they couldn't both tell you the time it was playing and the screen number.
 
  • #21,395
DaveC426913 said:
Still don't get it
Sorry, I realized the joke doesn't even seem to make sense.
 
  • #21,396
jtbell said:
2. Make a long drawn-out version of this sound: "eeeeeeee..." (to use the European spelling). In the middle, while keeping your tongue in the same position, purse your lips (round them) like you do when saying "oo" as in "too" or "boo!": "eeeeeööööö..."
Can I make a suggestion.
Best place to this is on a packed bus or subway.
You should find out if you are doing it correctly from the reaction of fellow passengers.
 
  • #21,397
jack action said:
Is it so hard to imagine a hero could be a female?

I mean, yes, the issue still exists, but it was probably way worse back in 1996.

Also brings this classic to mind:
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A tribute band to Earth, Wind & Fire?
 
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I was just reading a collection of anecdotes about rich people. Some of them have eccentric hobbies.

"I dated a girl in college. [...] Her dad had a barn full of mint vintage Porches."
 
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A friend asked what I would regret most if I died in my sleep. Probably going to bed that night.
 
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nsaspook said:
[ nerding out]
Aside from the humor aspect, this image is very unusual.
  • It is highly compressed, with a 256-color palette, the checkerboard pixelation is a give-away.
  • The file itself is comparatively large: 463k (photographic images compress way better with JPG.)
  • It will not load into an editor - such as Photoshop - as a .png.
All of these things are indications that this more likely an animated gif that has been broken.

I have experienced this when I try to copy and animated gif from Google results. They break. What one must do (if one wants to show the animation) is - rather than copy-pasting the file - downloading/uploading the file.

[ /nerding out ]
 
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DaveC426913 said:
[ nerding out]
Aside from the humor aspect, this image is very unusual.
  • It is highly compressed, with a 256-color palette, the checkerboard pixelation is a give-away.
  • The file itself is comparatively large: 463k (photographic images compress way better with JPG.)
  • It will not load into an editor - such as Photoshop - as a .png.
All of these things are indications that this more likely an animated gif that has been broken.

I have experienced this when I try to copy and animated gif from Google results. They break. What one must do (if one wants to show the animation) is - rather than copy-pasting the file - downloading/uploading the file.

[ /nerding out ]
IDK about animation but do you think the person sleeping beneath the statue has been 'photoshoped' to resemble Arnold?

I missed the joke. Aside from resemblance, does this montage imply that Schwarzenegger is a has-been? Politically outdoors?
 
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I've seen expiration dates on a lot of food items, but this bag of potato chips has the first expiration time I've seen. Tick tick tick...

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Klystron said:
IDK about animation but do you think the person sleeping beneath the statue has been 'photoshoped' to resemble Arnold?

I missed the joke. Aside from resemblance, does this montage imply that Schwarzenegger is a has-been? Politically outdoors?
Not a has been. He recently starred in "Omelette: 2B or not 2B".
 
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Klystron said:
IDK about animation but do you think the person sleeping beneath the statue has been 'photoshoped' to resemble Arnold?

I missed the joke. Aside from resemblance, does this montage imply that Schwarzenegger is a has-been? Politically outdoors?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/schwarzenegger-hotel-statue/

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In reality, the photograph (which is legitimate) was taken in January 2016, while the Hollywood star was shooting a film in Columbus, Ohio. Schwarzenegger posted it to his Instagram account on 15 January 2016, apparently as a joke:
 
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Klystron said:
IDK about animation but do you think the person sleeping beneath the statue has been 'photoshoped' to resemble Arnold?
The whole sleeping person is 'shopped in. The lighting and colour saturation or foreground and background don't match at all. Not to mention the scale discrepancy.

But that's not a knock against it or its laugh-quotient. Memes are not supposed to pretend to be real.

In fact, in many memes, the obvious fakeness is, itself, integral to the message and humour:
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Klystron said:
I missed the joke. Aside from resemblance, does this montage imply that Schwarzenegger is a has-been? Politically outdoors?
Dunno, actually.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
The whole sleeping person is 'shopped in. The lighting and colour saturation or foreground and background don't match at all. Not to mention the scale discrepancy.

But that's not a knock against it or its laugh-quotient. Memes are not supposed to pretend to be real. In fact, the obvious fakeness is, itself, integral to the message and humour.


Dunno, actually.
No. The photo is real. (Yes, I posted a very bad copy of it) It was made as a joke and posted in here as a joke.

https://www.eonline.com/news/731743...t-to-a-statue-of-his-bodybuilder-self-in-ohio
 
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nsaspook said:
No. The photo is real. (Yes, I post a very bad copy of it) It was made as a joke and posted in here as a joke.

https://www.eonline.com/news/731743...t-to-a-statue-of-his-bodybuilder-self-in-ohio
Wow. That is funny, actually being Arnold. In one of his first films about a bodybuilding competition, Schwarzenegger pretended to sleep.

Edit 20250331: The documentary was released in 1977 as "Pumping Iron". Arnold acts naturally humorous, pretending to nap with a smaller contestant to psyche him out. Fans of "The Hulk" TV series can see and hear contestant Lou Ferrigno wearing hearing aids off-stage and talking unaided as a deaf person.
 
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