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That would have been different if Scotty had installed the beamer instead of 3M.jtbell said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Not for long, apparently!BillTre said:
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It’s located next to the blinker fluid right past the flux capacitor
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Just to be aware, it's tricky to get the lids off those jars if you don't prise them off with a left handed screwdriver.davenn said:
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davenn said:
Ours are even calibrated:
I have also seen Flex (our name for abrasive saws) Replacement Sparks,
Anvil Grease,
Carburetor Inner Lightbulbs,
or this one
(Trauben-Nuss (= grapes-nuts) is a famous chocolate filling), Schrauben are screws, Nuss are nuts, our word for sockets.
I have seen a few more which I currently cannot remember.
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Also nice:
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This hits hard right now, after playing with my kitten for, like, 5 minutes.davenn said:
I'm feeling a little light-headed from blood loss.
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By substitution rule :quddusaliquddus said:Lamest joke you know ...
If 5+5+5=15, we substitute the symbol 5 by 8 this means
8+8+8=18
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Nice idea, but switching symbols for primes and reducible numbers is a number-theoretical nightmare. I suggest 7+7+7=17.jk22 said:
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Ìt is supposed that the handicap is deafness while look is predominent, the symbols would come before the explanation of calculation.fresh_42 said:
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I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits.
So far, all I have is "nine"
So far, all I have is "nine"
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That took me way too long...fresh_42 said:
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Today I learned that fly tipping is not a tiny version of cow tipping.
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jtbell said:
well, both those are terms I have never heard of before today
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