Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

What's the name of that place where people fall asleep during long meetings?

The bored room.

That would have been different if Scotty had installed the beamer instead of 3M.

 

[BillTre]

 

[topsquark]

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Not for long, apparently!

-Dan

 

[davenn]

It’s located next to the blinker fluid right past the flux capacitor

 

[Ibix]

It’s located next to the blinker fluid right past the flux capacitor View attachment 362216

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Just to be aware, it's tricky to get the lids off those jars if you don't prise them off with a left handed screwdriver.

 

[fresh_42]

It’s located next to the blinker fluid right past the flux capacitor View attachment 362216

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Ours are even calibrated:

I have also seen Flex (our name for abrasive saws) Replacement Sparks,

Anvil Grease,

Carburetor Inner Lightbulbs,

or this one

(Trauben-Nuss (= grapes-nuts) is a famous chocolate filling), Schrauben are screws, Nuss are nuts, our word for sockets.

I have seen a few more which I currently cannot remember.

 

[fresh_42]

Also nice:

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

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This hits hard right now, after playing with my kitten for, like, 5 minutes.

I'm feeling a little light-headed from blood loss.

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jk22]

Lamest joke you know ...

By substitution rule :

If 5+5+5=15, we substitute the symbol 5 by 8 this means
8+8+8=18

 

[fresh_42]

By substitution rule :

If 5+5+5=15, we substitute the symbol 5 by 8 this means
8+8+8=18

Nice idea, but switching symbols for primes and reducible numbers is a number-theoretical nightmare. I suggest 7+7+7=17.

 

[jk22]

Nice idea, but switching symbols for primes and reducible numbers is a number-theoretical nightmare. I suggest 7+7+7=17.

Ìt is supposed that the handicap is deafness while look is predominent, the symbols would come before the explanation of calculation.

 

[fresh_42]

I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits.
So far, all I have is "nine"

 

[berkeman]

So far, all I have is "nine"

That took me way too long...

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

Today I learned that fly tipping is not a tiny version of cow tipping.

 

[DennisN]

 

[davenn]

Today I learned that fly tipping is not a tiny version of cow tipping.

well, both those are terms I have never heard of before today

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]