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she should sue for defamation of characacter...maybe.WWGD said:
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Every tyrant fears a tinker. A tinker will travel the countryside solving the unsolvable, making the world a fair and better place.BillTre said:
Damn autocorrect.
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Anyone who doesn't know the truth is just a fool. But anyone who knows it and calls it a lie is a criminal. (Bertold Brecht)BillTre said:
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Wanna hear a one liner?
Sorry.
Sorry.
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Am absolutely stealing this for my other science fora. Will get a lot of use.Muu9 said:
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I knew you guys would love itDaveC426913 said:
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A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her.
After following her for a while, he turned to her and asked,
“Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,
“Hey little girl, I’ll give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” she replies and hurries down the street.
One last time, the man tries again:
“Okay kid, final offer - I’ll give you $20 and a big bag of candy if you’ll just hop on the back and we’ll go for a ride.”
The little girl finally stops, turns, and screams,
“LOOK, DAD! You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley… YOU RIDE IT!!”
After following her for a while, he turned to her and asked,
“Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,
“Hey little girl, I’ll give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” she replies and hurries down the street.
One last time, the man tries again:
“Okay kid, final offer - I’ll give you $20 and a big bag of candy if you’ll just hop on the back and we’ll go for a ride.”
The little girl finally stops, turns, and screams,
“LOOK, DAD! You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley… YOU RIDE IT!!”
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I need your help.
As you can see, I seem to have assembled my cat Hubert incorrectly.
Does anyone still have the original assembly instructions?
Here are the key details:
Year of construction: 2023
Model: ordinary male cat
Color: gray tabby
Characteristics: mildly to severely crazy
Question: Can I reassemble it so that it at least looks like a male cat?
How do I reset it to factory settings?
How long is the warranty period?
Please check if you still have assembly instructions for your cats and send them to me.
As you can see, I seem to have assembled my cat Hubert incorrectly.
Does anyone still have the original assembly instructions?
Here are the key details:
Year of construction: 2023
Model: ordinary male cat
Color: gray tabby
Characteristics: mildly to severely crazy
Question: Can I reassemble it so that it at least looks like a male cat?
How do I reset it to factory settings?
How long is the warranty period?
Please check if you still have assembly instructions for your cats and send them to me.
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Where would the jack and the gil fit into the diagram in #22138?
More seriously, one just needs to know a small number of conversion ratios for those units illustrated in the post.
More seriously, one just needs to know a small number of conversion ratios for those units illustrated in the post.