Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[edwardII]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

The cigarette industry is leading people as(h)tray.

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

New IRS tax code:

How much did you make?
OK, send it in.

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

Herdee floopin'!!

 

[dextercioby]

 

[symbolipoint]

Somebody needs to create a cartoon expressing or showing a dog or cat named Alexa.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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You can baptize your hands again on exit of the porn shop.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Upon seeing the legs of the woman boss, an employee said: "Somewhere in the world there's a piano with one of its legs missing."

 

[Borg]

Chick-fil-A is a weird name. It sounds like a cannibal getting ready for dinner.

 

[WWGD]

Chick-fil-A is a weird name. It sounds like a cannibal getting ready for dinner.

Or food for Godz-illa.

 

[Borg]

Or food for Godz-illa.

Not illa, more like filet.

 

[Borg]

 

[WWGD]

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So the Soylent Green bit was true!

 

[renormalize]

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Could be OK if they consider the poultry to be part of their team.

 

[WWGD]

Could be OK if they consider the poultry to be part of their team.

And the menu reads like poultry in motion!