Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #22,081
"A doctor gave his patient six months to live... but he couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."

-- Henny Youngman

("And when you do go... take my wife... please.")
 
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  • #22,082
"If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet."

-- Redd Foxx
 
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WWGD said:
When my Italian grandpa would ask: " Are we eating pasta today." Me: " No, Nonno.".
Had to look that up to get the point! :smile:
 
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  • #22,086
"Nor can it judge you. That's for your Facebook friends to do. "
 
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  • #22,087
Saw this on a business trip to Kentucky some years ago.
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  • #22,088
Add graffiti: Magritte woz 'ere
 
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To me, the sign above the door says “exits are to the left and right.”
 
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jtbell said:
To me, the sign above the door says “exits are to the left and right.”
Oh, I thought that was bra-ket notation
<EX | T>
 
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jtbell said:
To me, the sign above the door says “exits are to the left and right.”
Could be. Wouldn't be the worst sign layout I've seen, but if that's the intention the arrows are very small for an emergency sign.
 
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jrmichler said:
Saw this on a business trip to Kentucky some years ago. View attachment 362699
Only Schrödinger may exit through this door.
 
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gmax137 said:
Oh, I thought that was bra-ket notation
<EX | T>

See uncropped pic. Its actually HTML.

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Sara, what's the weather going to be like tomorrow?
Who's Sara?
Oh, sorry, I meant Siri, of course. So, Siri, what's the weather going to be like tomorrow?
Maybe that b**** Sara knows what your sh**** weather will be like tomorrow.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Also: GREAT show! A must watch!
Who's "A" ?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Only Schrödinger may exit through this door.
And simultaneously not exit.
 
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WWGD said:
When my Italian grandpa would ask: " Are we eating pasta today." Me: " No, Nonno.".
If the avant-garde classical composer Luigi Nono had written a very short piece for nine instruments, inspired by a popular Broadway musical, we would have the Nono "No, No, Nanette" nanononet.
 
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  • #22,104
Dumbrella anyone? :biggrin:

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DennisN said:
Dumbrella anyone? :biggrin:

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You'll need it daily . Though I admit I did my dumb bit when I took with me a pack of rolled up trash bags , confusing it with the umbrella.
 
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WWGD said:
You'll need it daily . Though I admit I did my dumb bit when I took with me a pack of rolled up trash bags , confusing it with the umbrella.
Just read today in a meme:

"Do you think people are basically good, or basically bad?"
"Dumb. I believe they are basically dumb."
 
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Venn Diagram for YO HO HO HO
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