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A spelling mistake is in the second part of that paleontologist joke. I know, not very important but just be aware. " ,...rip threw the raw flash,..." should be "... rip through the raw flesh,...".
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phinds said:
"I was hoping for a pyramid"
I could see myself wanting that to be put on my grave.
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Also nice at a funeral:DennisN said:"I was hoping for a pyramid"
I could see myself wanting that to be put on my grave.
I want a friend of mine to text "Thank you for coming!" in my name and on my cellphone to everyone who came.
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A friend was going to a funeral and was very careful to put his phone in silent since his message sound was "<knock knock> ... Is there anybody there?" Consensus among the group was that he was invited to any of our funerals he made it to, as long as he promised to receive a text.fresh_42 said:
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Two thousand years ago, humans stopped worshipping cats as gods. Unfortunately, they failed to inform the cats of this.
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There are good alternatives: Highway to Hell, Hell's Bells, The Ace of Spades, ...WWGD said:
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"Open your bra. Now!"
"Yes, darling."
"Skirt down!"
"Yes, darling."
"Slip, too."
"Yes, darling."
"And never wear my clothes again, Jack!"
"Yes, darling."
"Skirt down!"
"Yes, darling."
"Slip, too."
"Yes, darling."
"And never wear my clothes again, Jack!"