Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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A spelling mistake is in the second part of that paleontologist joke. I know, not very important but just be aware. " ,...rip threw the raw flash,..." should be "... rip through the raw flesh,...".
 
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BillTre said:
All evidence that Adam and Eve rode their dinosaurs to church on Sundays.
 
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phinds said:

"I was hoping for a pyramid" :oldlaugh:

I could see myself wanting that to be put on my grave. :biggrin:
 
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DennisN said:
"I was hoping for a pyramid" :oldlaugh:

I could see myself wanting that to be put on my grave. :biggrin:
Also nice at a funeral:

I want a friend of mine to text "Thank you for coming!" in my name and on my cellphone to everyone who came.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I want a friend of mine to text "Thank you for coming!" in my name and on my cellphone to everyone who came.
A friend was going to a funeral and was very careful to put his phone in silent since his message sound was "<knock knock> ... Is there anybody there?" Consensus among the group was that he was invited to any of our funerals he made it to, as long as he promised to receive a text.
 
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Ibix said:
A friend was going to a funeral and was very careful to put his phone in silent since his message sound was "<knock knock> ... Is there anybody there?" Consensus among the group was that he was invited to any of our funerals he made it to, as long as he promised to receive a text.
I'll have to remember to turn off my " La Cucaracha" ringtone, phone then.
 
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Two thousand years ago, humans stopped worshipping cats as gods. Unfortunately, they failed to inform the cats of this.
 
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WWGD said:
I'll have to remember to turn off my " La Cucaracha" ringtone, phone then.
There are good alternatives: Highway to Hell, Hell's Bells, The Ace of Spades, ...
 
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Crossover event;
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"Open your bra. Now!"
"Yes, darling."
"Skirt down!"
"Yes, darling."
"Slip, too."
"Yes, darling."
"And never wear my clothes again, Jack!"
 
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