Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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A spelling mistake is in the second part of that paleontologist joke. I know, not very important but just be aware. " ,...rip threw the raw flash,..." should be "... rip through the raw flesh,...".
 
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BillTre said:
All evidence that Adam and Eve rode their dinosaurs to church on Sundays.
 
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phinds said:

"I was hoping for a pyramid" :oldlaugh:

I could see myself wanting that to be put on my grave. :biggrin:
 
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DennisN said:
"I was hoping for a pyramid" :oldlaugh:

I could see myself wanting that to be put on my grave. :biggrin:
Also nice at a funeral:

I want a friend of mine to text "Thank you for coming!" in my name and on my cellphone to everyone who came.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I want a friend of mine to text "Thank you for coming!" in my name and on my cellphone to everyone who came.
A friend was going to a funeral and was very careful to put his phone in silent since his message sound was "<knock knock> ... Is there anybody there?" Consensus among the group was that he was invited to any of our funerals he made it to, as long as he promised to receive a text.
 
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Ibix said:
A friend was going to a funeral and was very careful to put his phone in silent since his message sound was "<knock knock> ... Is there anybody there?" Consensus among the group was that he was invited to any of our funerals he made it to, as long as he promised to receive a text.
I'll have to remember to turn off my " La Cucaracha" ringtone, phone then.
 
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Two thousand years ago, humans stopped worshipping cats as gods. Unfortunately, they failed to inform the cats of this.
 
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WWGD said:
I'll have to remember to turn off my " La Cucaracha" ringtone, phone then.
There are good alternatives: Highway to Hell, Hell's Bells, The Ace of Spades, ...
 
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Crossover event;
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"Open your bra. Now!"
"Yes, darling."
"Skirt down!"
"Yes, darling."
"Slip, too."
"Yes, darling."
"And never wear my clothes again, Jack!"
 
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