Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I like the use of a well known illusion.


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dextercioby said:
The lamest part is not the joke itself, but bringing forth a "blonde joke" in 2025.
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All my Ex-Rays are in Texas-Ey.
 
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Agnostic : On the atheism spectrum.
 
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If I saw this in an elevator, it would give me the heeby-jeebies. :eek:
 
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Heard this sentence somewhere : "Deputy heads will roll".

Although a bit political, I hope it is general and generic enough that it's not against the rules.
 
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WWGD said:
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People who have been filled with helium speak very highly of the experience.
 
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DrGreg said:
People who have been filled with helium speak very highly of the experience.
That's a nice way to rise one's spirit.
 

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