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WWGD said:
I ended up with a piece of garbage car. Following life lessons, I went and made some lemonade. It made no sense, though.
Let us pray this does not sour you on life.
 
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How do dogs go to obedience school?

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If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep?

On an heir mattress.
 
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jack action said:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Great. Yet another thing to worry about when I’m driving.

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I know someone who’s so good at sleeping, he can do it with his eyes closed.
 
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And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!
 
jack action said:
We all like Chuck Norris jokes, but nothing beats one made by the man himself:

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No fixed points were hurt during this joke.
 
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In order to help him get into a carriage, they had to put Descartes before the horse.
 
jtbell said:
And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!
Hmph. I can do that with both hands closed and one eye tied behind my back.
 
jack action said:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
The German deli near me had a special recently " The Best of the Wurst".
 
Anyone surprised that No Vak Djocovic refused to take the Covid jab?
 
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Indian women never lift weights without a spot.
 
My color-blind friend reads ' Colorado' as 'ado'.
 
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