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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #21,451
A priest, a Higgs boson and a faster than light neutrino go into a bar. The bartender asks “what you guys do for a living?” The Priest and the Higgs say "I give mass”; The faster than light neutrino says “That’s not my field”, and I will have a whiskey! Sit’s down, then walks into the bar.
 
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Why I always thank ChatGPT for helping out …
 
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Orodruin said:
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Why I always thank ChatGPT for helping out …
Man are you gonna flip when you hear about Roko's Basilisk...
 
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  • #21,455
DaveC426913 said:
Man are you gonna flip when you hear about Roko's Basilisk...
I did sign the permission forms for allowing the licensing of my book for the purposes of training data for machine learning ….
 
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I do not pray often, but when I do, I pray to Zeus. No lines. No waiting. He is just glad to get the work.
 
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nsaspook said:
I do not pray often, but when I do, I pray to Zeus. No lines. No waiting. He is just glad to get the work.
You'll get hit by a thunderbolt if you don't Apollogise.
 
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  • #21,459
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
 
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  • #21,460
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Dog Tail

A: He was trying to make ends meet!
 
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Which makes one wonder what wanker invented the WAnchor?
 
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  • #21,469
Orodruin said:
One of the best TV-series ever created.
A comedy the like of which the world has never seen the like of which.
 
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  • #21,471
A movie about Schrödinger was both made and not made. Should I use my time to go to the movie theater?
 
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WWGD said:
A movie about Schrödinger was both made and not made. Should I use my time to go to the movie theater?
A movie about Heisenberg was made. But if they tell you the movie hall they can't tell you the time it plays.
 
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  • #21,473
Walking across campus I thought I saw Heisenberg but I'm uncertain. I did see Schrödinger and he waved.
 
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renormalize said:
Walking across campus I thought I saw Heisenberg but I'm uncertain. I did see Schrödinger and he waved.
Did you see Dirac? :smile:
 
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jtbell said:
Did you see Dirac? :smile:
Haven't been to the afterlife in a while.
 
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jtbell said:
Did you see Dirac? :smile:
Nope, but he might have been in a hole.
 
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renormalize said:
Nope, but he might have been in a hole.
Rather than ' been an'.
 
  • #21,478
renormalize said:
Nope, but he might have been in a hole.
Did he lose his bra?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Did he lose his bra?
He went back to tai ket>.
 
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Great to sit in the couch at the end of a long day. Sofa so good.
 

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