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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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A priest, a Higgs boson and a faster than light neutrino go into a bar. The bartender asks “what you guys do for a living?” The Priest and the Higgs say "I give mass”; The faster than light neutrino says “That’s not my field”, and I will have a whiskey! Sit’s down, then walks into the bar.
 
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Why I always thank ChatGPT for helping out …
 
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Orodruin said:
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Why I always thank ChatGPT for helping out …
Man are you gonna flip when you hear about Roko's Basilisk...
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Man are you gonna flip when you hear about Roko's Basilisk...
I did sign the permission forms for allowing the licensing of my book for the purposes of training data for machine learning ….
 
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I do not pray often, but when I do, I pray to Zeus. No lines. No waiting. He is just glad to get the work.
 
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nsaspook said:
I do not pray often, but when I do, I pray to Zeus. No lines. No waiting. He is just glad to get the work.
You'll get hit by a thunderbolt if you don't Apollogise.
 
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
 
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  • #21,460
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Dog Tail

A: He was trying to make ends meet!
 
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Which makes one wonder what wanker invented the WAnchor?
 
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Orodruin said:
One of the best TV-series ever created.
A comedy the like of which the world has never seen the like of which.
 
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A movie about Schrödinger was both made and not made. Should I use my time to go to the movie theater?
 
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WWGD said:
A movie about Schrödinger was both made and not made. Should I use my time to go to the movie theater?
A movie about Heisenberg was made. But if they tell you the movie hall they can't tell you the time it plays.
 
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Walking across campus I thought I saw Heisenberg but I'm uncertain. I did see Schrödinger and he waved.
 
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renormalize said:
Walking across campus I thought I saw Heisenberg but I'm uncertain. I did see Schrödinger and he waved.
Did you see Dirac? :smile:
 
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jtbell said:
Did you see Dirac? :smile:
Haven't been to the afterlife in a while.
 
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jtbell said:
Did you see Dirac? :smile:
Nope, but he might have been in a hole.
 
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renormalize said:
Nope, but he might have been in a hole.
Rather than ' been an'.
 
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renormalize said:
Nope, but he might have been in a hole.
Did he lose his bra?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Did he lose his bra?
He went back to tai ket>.
 
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Great to sit in the couch at the end of a long day. Sofa so good.
 

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