Collection of Lame Jokes

[Delta Prime]

A priest, a Higgs boson and a faster than light neutrino go into a bar. The bartender asks “what you guys do for a living?” The Priest and the Higgs say "I give mass”; The faster than light neutrino says “That’s not my field”, and I will have a whiskey! Sit’s down, then walks into the bar.

 

[nsaspook]

https://www.ti.com/about-ti/newsroo...nnovation-in-the-tiniest-of-applications.html
TI introduces the world's smallest MCU, enabling innovation in the tiniest of applications


What can to do with the world smallest MCU?
Sneeze and watch it fly into the carpet.

 

[Orodruin]

Why I always thank ChatGPT for helping out …

 

[DaveC426913]

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Why I always thank ChatGPT for helping out …

Man are you gonna flip when you hear about Roko's Basilisk...

 

[Orodruin]

Man are you gonna flip when you hear about Roko's Basilisk...

I did sign the permission forms for allowing the licensing of my book for the purposes of training data for machine learning ….

 

[davenn]

 

[nsaspook]

I do not pray often, but when I do, I pray to Zeus. No lines. No waiting. He is just glad to get the work.

 

[Ibix]

I do not pray often, but when I do, I pray to Zeus. No lines. No waiting. He is just glad to get the work.

You'll get hit by a thunderbolt if you don't Apollogise.

 

[jack action]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

 

[nsaspook]

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make ends meet!

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[Borg]

Which makes one wonder what wanker invented the WAnchor?

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DaveC426913]

Which makes one wonder what wanker invented the WAnchor?

This wanker I'm thinkin'.

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[davenn]

 

[Orodruin]

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One of the best TV-series ever created.

 

[Bandersnatch]

One of the best TV-series ever created.

A comedy the like of which the world has never seen the like of which.

 

[nuuskur]

 

[WWGD]

A movie about Schrödinger was both made and not made. Should I use my time to go to the movie theater?

 

[WWGD]

A movie about Schrödinger was both made and not made. Should I use my time to go to the movie theater?

A movie about Heisenberg was made. But if they tell you the movie hall they can't tell you the time it plays.

 

[renormalize]

Walking across campus I thought I saw Heisenberg but I'm uncertain. I did see Schrödinger and he waved.

 

[jtbell]

Walking across campus I thought I saw Heisenberg but I'm uncertain. I did see Schrödinger and he waved.

Did you see Dirac?

 

[WWGD]

Did you see Dirac?

Haven't been to the afterlife in a while.

 

[renormalize]

Did you see Dirac?

Nope, but he might have been in a hole.

 

[WWGD]

Nope, but he might have been in a hole.

Rather than ' been an'.

 

[fresh_42]

Nope, but he might have been in a hole.

Did he lose his bra?

 

[WWGD]

Did he lose his bra?

He went back to tai ket>.

 

[WWGD]

Great to sit in the couch at the end of a long day. Sofa so good.