Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit.
 
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I got my first computer because I was writing my thesis and am a poor speller.
 
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BillTre said:
I got my first computer because I was writing my thesis and am a poor speller.
I wrote my PhD dissertation in the early 1980s using the TECO text editor and RUNOFF page formatter on my department's VAX 11/780, on which I had done all the Fortran programming for my data analysis. No spell-checker.

Unfortunately, the dissertation office didn't accept the output from our line printer, so I turned it over to one of the department secretaries, who typed dissertations as a side gig. She told me it was the fastest dissertation she had ever done, because she had a clean printout to work from, not my handwriting, and we didn't need to make any major changes, just correct a few typos, and some changes recommended by my dissertation committee.
 
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jtbell said:
Translations of the inscriptions on the pictures?
Very likely. You may just have solved a centuries-old mystery!
 
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I thought they were offering free Dutch cheese when the Jamaican guy shouted: " Free Edam", " Free Edam".
 

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