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They are. They just don't violate any of the forum's rules.
 
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fresh_42 said:

Jewel robbery in the Louvre:​

French police suspect eleven Hollywood stars​

Looking in the wrong place. It was obviously Feathers McGraw!
 
difalcojr said:
(searched for some time online but couldn't find a picture.) This might get edited out, mentors, thank you, but has some geologic correlation too. I liked the double puns.

From a 'No Kings' march in U.S. yesterday on the TV news, there was a funny placard held by someone in a big, blowup T.Rex dinosaur suit. It read "Stop the Ice Age".
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Whenever someone says, "It doesn't cost anything to ask," a lawyer somewhere falls off his chair laughing.
 
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A man enters a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.” The man replies, “That’s a bit mercenary isn’t it?” “Yes,” says the lawyer. “You have one question left.”
 
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That's not a lame joke - these days, that's great life advice.
 
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My fortune cookie from dinner last night ruined my fortune!

It claims I will receive blessings from an unexpected visitor. But now I'm expecting one,
 

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