Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
Stout, stout, let it all out..( Of the bottle)
Barrell.
 
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Sadly, this one's too true to really be very funny
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phinds said:
Sadly, this one's too true to really be very funny
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Too bad we are not allowed to discuss this here.

(Even my answer intended to only express my extreme liberal opinion that people should be allowed to do whatever they want to do as long as it doesn't harm others, already breaches the rules.)
 
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Ibix said:
Pedants: Steering, Brake, Gas
Even more pedantic: Newton's 1st (clutch), Acceleration, Acceleration, Acceleration.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Steering wheel is accelerator because mechanics shenanigans? Change of direction implies acceleration?
 
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Yes, it's a change of velocity vector (magnitude or direction) in time. So it's acceleration. Like in centripetal acceleration. That's why Newton's 1st law specifies that in the absence of an unbalanced force a mass will continue moving >in a straight line<.
 
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nuuskur said:
Steering wheel is accelerator because mechanics shenanigans? Change of direction implies acceleration?
An object moving due North (that's a vector) has zero East-West velocity (also a vector). By turning the wheel the object's East-West velocity rises from zero. That's a vector acceleration.
 
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Ibix said:
I find mealy mouthed attempts at political correctness offensive.
I once had the following dialogue, and no, it is neither a joke although it sounds like it is nor is it phantasy. It happened. Protagonists: David (English), John (American), me. Location: Somewhere in the Basingstoke area.

David had said something funny.
Me: "David, that wasn't pc."
David: "Oh, that's an American invention. We don't have that here."
 
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"The England football team are sponsored by Tesco supermarkets, which is why John Terry has been substituted by three ripe avocados."

- Hugh Dennis
 
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I got a feeling something bad is going to happen *farts*
 

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