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Mortadella on pizza? That's worse than caper, artichoke, and anchovies combined!
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Mortadella on pizza? That's worse than caper, artichoke, and anchovies combined!
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... and now imagine another Carrington event!jack action said:
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Sometimes I make ironic responses like this.Borg said:
Enjoy!
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The wife of a lawyer asked her husband,”Would you explain a puzzling question that has been agitating my mind for some time now?”
Husband: Okay darling, what's the question?
Wife: Why is it that the wife has to cook meals for the husband everyday?
The lawyer thought over the question for some time and replied:
According to the Geneva Convention, every prisoner of war has to be fed balanced diet by their captors at least twice a day.
Husband: Okay darling, what's the question?
Wife: Why is it that the wife has to cook meals for the husband everyday?
The lawyer thought over the question for some time and replied:
According to the Geneva Convention, every prisoner of war has to be fed balanced diet by their captors at least twice a day.
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!'
The priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.'
He said, 'Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at night?'
The engineer fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!'
The priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.'
He said, 'Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at night?'
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WWGD said:
I only posted that one a day ago look back on this same page
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I bet a good chunk of the total are repeats.davenn said:I only posted that one a day ago look back on this same page
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but not within 24 hrs LOLWWGD said:
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Perfect!Orodruin said:
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Wife:
Have you seen the coffee filters?
Have you seen the coffee filters?
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