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That's the thing with physics: he might just be bracing himself to push the chimney away.BillTre said:Is this a guy on top pushing the wall away with his foot?
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A triple threat!Orodruin said:
CORRECTION: It's a fake.
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It's a trap !!!!
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Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?Orodruin said:![]()
Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
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Yup, obviously fakeDrGreg said:Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?
Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
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"Why? How."BillTre said:
I thought it was "Because." (the center fielder made him do it)
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It is definitely too hot here.
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Gosh, that is so funny!pinball1970 said:Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.
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A thai restaurant here in Sweden:
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**Sigh** ... Gothenburgers ...DennisN said:
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I cheated just a little bit.DennisN said:Gosh, that is so funny!![]()
The third one is also Scotland, and the last one, that looks like everyone walked out of the pub then just fell over, is somewhere in Yorkshire.
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There was another fake going around in Spanish with a Japanese swimmer allegedly named Yokasi Maogo (sounding like the Spanish yo casi me ahogo - I am almost drowning)DrGreg said:Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?
Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
This one is not fake though … I’ll just leave it here. Mods may delete if it crosses a line but those are their names …
They won the men’s synchronized diving event.
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Maybe you can eat lunch under the sunlamps... sort of multitasking during lunch hour!DennisN said:
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Glad they included Cox.DrGreg said:Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?
Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
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