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BillTre said:
Is this a guy on top pushing the wall away with his foot?
That's the thing with physics: he might just be bracing himself to push the chimney away.
 
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pinball1970 said:
Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.
Gosh, that is so funny! :biggrin:
 
A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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DennisN said:
Gosh, that is so funny! :biggrin:
I cheated just a little bit.
The third one is also Scotland, and the last one, that looks like everyone walked out of the pub then just fell over, is somewhere in Yorkshire.
 
DrGreg said:
Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
There was another fake going around in Spanish with a Japanese swimmer allegedly named Yokasi Maogo (sounding like the Spanish yo casi me ahogo - I am almost drowning)

This one is not fake though … I’ll just leave it here. Mods may delete if it crosses a line but those are their names …
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They won the men’s synchronized diving event.
 
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DennisN said:
A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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Maybe you can eat lunch under the sunlamps... sort of multitasking during lunch hour!