Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Yogi Berra: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

Me: "Nah, it's too big. I'll just take a picture of it."

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Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.
 
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jtbell said:
Yogi Berra: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

Me: "Nah, it's too big. I'll just take a picture of it."

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Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.
He must have been a big eater ;).
 
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jtbell said:
Yes, the sign on the fork says, FORK IN THE ROAD.
I see the fork but where's the road?
 
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phinds said:
I see the fork but where's the road?
I suppose it really should say FORK IN THE FORK IN THE ROAD...
 
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I feel like I'm being spoon-fed the joke.
 
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But it's knife to have it all set out clearly.
 
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My wife said she hadn't seen the film "Gaslight".

I told her she definitely had.

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I never suspected my wife was having an affair with a roadworker, but then I saw the signs.
 
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A little Medic humor from Facebook today... :smile:

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I love it but forum rules prohibit my suggesting where to post it.
 
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dextercioby said:

##e^x## and ##C## were out walking in a field when they saw a differential operator approach in the distance.

##C##: Oh no! A differential operator! It is going to make me go away!
##e^x##: Stand next to me, ##C##! It will not affect me and I shall protect you. I am not afraid!

As the differential operator came closer ##Ce^x## announced:

##Ce^x##: Hello, differential operator! We are ##Ce^x## and we are not afraid of you!
Differential operator: Hello ##Ce^x##! I am ##\partial/\partial y##.
##0##: Aaaaaaarrrhhhhhggghhhh!
 
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Let's see if I can make @phinds take out his howling wolf ...

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.
 
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If we put a casino in every town, the world would be a bettor place.
 
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