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Alien monkeys
That, as it turns out, are dog noses
That, as it turns out, are dog noses
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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"now the tubes have no glass but may still work"nsaspook said:
Do they still have the original vacuum?
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The adult or the kid?Orodruin said:
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Yes.topsquark said:
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What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?
Checking its peemail!
Checking its peemail!
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I think you've got a handle on it.dwarde said:
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%$#@! I was about to go to sleep, but now I have to compute the expression!! ;).nsaspook said:
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With me, it was just $$z^{z^{z^{z \cdots}}}$$
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New Kenyan actor to star in next Star Wars film. Obi Wan Nairobi.
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Where do polar bears go to vote? (along with Santa, his elves and reindeer...)
The North Poll.
The North Poll.
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I am not introverted, but I prefer my own company over bad company.
There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.
There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.
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While I'm gone from the lab, just shake those old diethyl ether bottles so those crystals go back into solution.... Just wait 'till I leave....
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I'm a religious man. I prefer "... then a miracle occurs ... "nuuskur said:
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Was that the one that was simplified by a hand wave and then left to the reader as an exercise?
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From the halloweenmath package in ##\LaTeX##nuuskur said:
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Once upon a time, a long time ago, King Tut fell off his royal barge while cruising down the river.
He couldn't believe it happened! He was in denial.
He couldn't believe it happened! He was in denial.
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