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Alien monkeys
That, as it turns out, are dog noses
That, as it turns out, are dog noses
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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"now the tubes have no glass but may still work"nsaspook said:
Do they still have the original vacuum?
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The adult or the kid?Orodruin said:
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Yes.topsquark said:
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What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?
Checking its peemail!
Checking its peemail!
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I think you've got a handle on it.dwarde said:
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%$#@! I was about to go to sleep, but now I have to compute the expression!! ;).nsaspook said:
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With me, it was just $$z^{z^{z^{z \cdots}}}$$
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New Kenyan actor to star in next Star Wars film. Obi Wan Nairobi.
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Where do polar bears go to vote? (along with Santa, his elves and reindeer...)
The North Poll.
The North Poll.
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I am not introverted, but I prefer my own company over bad company.
There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.
There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.
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While I'm gone from the lab, just shake those old diethyl ether bottles so those crystals go back into solution.... Just wait 'till I leave....
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I'm a religious man. I prefer "... then a miracle occurs ... "nuuskur said:
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Was that the one that was simplified by a hand wave and then left to the reader as an exercise?
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From the halloweenmath package in ##\LaTeX##nuuskur said:
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Once upon a time, a long time ago, King Tut fell off his royal barge while cruising down the river.
He couldn't believe it happened! He was in denial.
He couldn't believe it happened! He was in denial.
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