Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Chicken noodle or tomato rice?
 
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jtbell said:
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Chicken noodle or tomato rice?
It makes sense if you are using pool noodles:

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A looming disaster. I ran out of yarn.
 
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Mayhem said:
There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.
Why? What's your jam?
 
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jtbell said:
What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?

Checking its peemail!

Doomstrolling?
 
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Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)
 
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Ibix said:
Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)
Only male snake his(s), right?
 
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WWGD said:
Only male snake his(s), right?
Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.
 
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Ibix said:
Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.
I think you're hissterical.
 
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WWGD said:
I think you're hissterical.
I don't think oviparous animals can be hysterical, can they?
 
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jtbell said:
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I can't tell you how well that works; my lips are sealed.
 
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What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
 
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jtbell said:
What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
Served with spinach and olive oil.
 
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DrGreg said:
Served with spinach and olive oil.
And a wimpy little hamburger.

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jtbell said:
What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."

DrGreg said:
Served with spinach and olive oil.

jtbell said:
And a wimpy little hamburger.
The one Robin Williams movie in which he wasn't over-acting...I actually like/d it enough to buy the disc.
 
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