Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

 

[edwardII]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jtbell]

Chicken noodle or tomato rice?

 

[jack action]

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Chicken noodle or tomato rice?

It makes sense if you are using pool noodles:

 

[WWGD]

A looming disaster. I ran out of yarn.

 

[DaveC426913]

There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.

Why? What's your jam?

 

[WWGD]

When someone complains to you:
" Chorna"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Rivers_of_Crimea
( Cri me a River)

 

[jtbell]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Swamp Thing]

What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?

Checking its peemail!

Doomstrolling?

 

[jtbell]

 

[berkeman]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)

 

[WWGD]

Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)

Only male snake his(s), right?

 

[Ibix]

Only male snake his(s), right?

Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.

 

[WWGD]

Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.

I think you're hissterical.

 

[Ibix]

I think you're hissterical.

I don't think oviparous animals can be hysterical, can they?

 

[DrGreg]

I can't tell you how well that works; my lips are sealed.

 

[jtbell]

What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."

 

[DrGreg]

What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."

Served with spinach and olive oil.

 

[jtbell]

Served with spinach and olive oil.

And a wimpy little hamburger.

 

[Bystander]

What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."

Served with spinach and olive oil.

And a wimpy little hamburger.

The one Robin Williams movie in which he wasn't over-acting...I actually like/d it enough to buy the disc.

 

[nsaspook]