Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Chicken noodle or tomato rice?
 
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A looming disaster. I ran out of yarn.
 
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Mayhem said:
There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.
Why? What's your jam?
 
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jtbell said:
What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?

Checking its peemail!

Doomstrolling?
 
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Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)
 
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Ibix said:
Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)
Only male snake his(s), right?
 
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WWGD said:
Only male snake his(s), right?
Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.
 
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Ibix said:
Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.
I think you're hissterical.
 
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WWGD said:
I think you're hissterical.
I don't think oviparous animals can be hysterical, can they?
 
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jtbell said:
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I can't tell you how well that works; my lips are sealed.
 
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What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
 
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jtbell said:
What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
Served with spinach and olive oil.
 
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DrGreg said:
Served with spinach and olive oil.
And a wimpy little hamburger.

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jtbell said:
What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."

DrGreg said:
Served with spinach and olive oil.

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And a wimpy little hamburger.
The one Robin Williams movie in which he wasn't over-acting...I actually like/d it enough to buy the disc.
 
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