Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Chicken noodle or tomato rice?
 
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jtbell said:
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Chicken noodle or tomato rice?
It makes sense if you are using pool noodles:

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A looming disaster. I ran out of yarn.
 
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Mayhem said:
There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.
Why? What's your jam?
 
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jtbell said:
What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?

Checking its peemail!

Doomstrolling?
 
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Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)
 
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Ibix said:
Tragedy at the zoo, when the snake pit was accidentally filled with concrete. The zoo director was quoted as saying "It's very sad. Now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

(Colin Mochrie)
Only male snake his(s), right?
 
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WWGD said:
Only male snake his(s), right?
Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.
 
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Ibix said:
Correct, and their favourite subject at school is hisstory.
I think you're hissterical.
 
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WWGD said:
I think you're hissterical.
I don't think oviparous animals can be hysterical, can they?
 
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I can't tell you how well that works; my lips are sealed.
 
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What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
 
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jtbell said:
What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
Served with spinach and olive oil.
 
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DrGreg said:
Served with spinach and olive oil.
And a wimpy little hamburger.

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jtbell said:
What did Popeye the sailor say when his captain asked him to become the ship's cook?

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."

DrGreg said:
Served with spinach and olive oil.

jtbell said:
And a wimpy little hamburger.
The one Robin Williams movie in which he wasn't over-acting...I actually like/d it enough to buy the disc.
 
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