Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Ibix]

They're made of anty matter, too.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

You're a fish guy aren't you, @BillTre? For information, what is it actually and where does it live?

 

[BillTre]

I think its a Goliath Tigerfish.
Africa.
Saw it with my daughter on Jeremy Wade's show a few years ago.
Scariest fish I've ever seen.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Saw it with my daughter

Is your daughter OK?

 

[jbriggs444]

Saw it with my daughter

Are your daughter's teeth set for ripping or cross-cut? Or maybe chain saw?

 

[Bystander]

Saw it with my daughter on Jeremy Wade's show a few years ago.

J.W. prides/d himself on catch and release; don't believe he was ever able to land one of these without it fatally damaging itself. The ordinary tigerfish, yes, but not the goliath.

 

[Keith_McClary]

http://nautil.us/issue/88/love--sex/the-hard-problem-of-breakfast

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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Seems to be Schrödinger's window, too. Maybe it is Schrödinger's bathroom after all.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Keith_McClary]

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Was he well grounded in economic theory?

 

[mfb]

Connect it to a power strip. Powering half of its outlets should be sufficient!

 

[Baluncore]

If it takes 3 pins to run a 3 kW device, then it clearly only requires 2 pins to run a 2 kW device, and 1 pin to run a 1 kW device. I don't see the problem.

Fundamentally, it is conservation of energy that precludes plugging a three terminal device into a two terminal outlet.

 

[mfb]

Fundamentally, it is conservation of energy that precludes plugging a three terminal device into a two terminal outlet.

Think outside the box!

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DrClaude]

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/funding

 

[mfb]

 

[jack action]

 

[DrClaude]

Randall Munroe is delighting physicists again:
https://xkcd.com/2351/

Title text: Bugs are spin 1/2 particles, unless it's particularly windy.

 

[BillTre]

 

[mfb]

Ending stupidity would help with the COVID-19 pandemic, too.

 

[fresh_42]

Ending stupidity would help with the COVID-19 pandemic, too.

That someone will prove ERH, NP≠P, and Collatz all in one year is more likely.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[Frigus]

Answer of this question is (b) and this question was from India's most standard exam.