My social skills are quite low, so I will put this in a familiar format. 1. The problem statement, all variables and given/known data Every morning at 7 AM I head to my university's bookstore for breakfast, and I sit at the center table. Starting last week, a girl who is absolutely beautiful started going and studying at a table across from mine, where I sit directly facing her. I can't help but notice her, she makes my body feel like jelly and my mind race. I promised myself I'd say "hi" on my birthday. My birthday is Thursday. There's also one girl I see walking to a class while I walk to my physics class that'd I'd like to say hello to, but I don't know how. 2. Relevant equations me + pretty girl = happiness me-pretty girl = jelly 3. The attempt at a solution I don't know where to begin. A "hey you come here a lot, what's your major?" or "I couldn't help but notice how pretty you are please be my friend", or maybe even "it's my birthday pls respond". Forgot to add, I have aspergers and social interaction makes me feel absolutely anxious, but I am sick of being a prisoner to it and I want to have a girlfriend or at least a real life friend.