Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

Does origami have manyfold practitioners?

Well, you have to differentiate here, which makes the answer problematic at certain points. I wished I had a smooth answer for you.

 

[DrGreg]

Well, you have to differentiate here, which makes the answer problematic at certain points. I wished I had a smooth answer for you.

I hope you're not confusing "manyfold" with "manifold". That's a different joke to mine.

 

[Ibix]

Does origami have manyfold practitioners?

Ideally, you get curvature singularities at the corners I think.

 

[fresh_42]

I hope you're not confusing "manyfold" with "manifold". That's a different joke to mine.

Still problematic. I mean, mathematically a zerofold is still a manyfold, but is a sheet of paper already an origami?

Reminds me on how we count here: $1,2,$ more, many, many more.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I just have trouble with when to stop.

Tourette syndrome?

 

[Ibix]

Tourette syndrome?

I can never remember how many ts there are in that, either.

 

[Klystron]

Very last attempt:

I used to date a kinestheisologist, kinofaestiologist, kinofaci,

She exercised a lot!

[edit: See? the twist from not being able to spell to describing.]

 

[Mark44]

I can never remember how many ts there are in that

Two t's in "that." OTOH "this" has only one t.

 

[Ibix]

Two t's in "that." OTOH "this" has only one t.

By coincidence, OTOH also has only one t.

 

[Mark44]

By coincidence, OTOH also has only one t.

Not if you say it as, "On t'other hand."

 

[Ibix]

Not if you say it as, "On t'other hand."

Depends. On þe oþer, þe oþer hand has no Ts.

<Embraces dubious Viking heritage>

 

[Mark44]

Depends. On þe oþer, þe oþer hand has no Ts.

It's a thorny question …

 

[Mark44]

I can never remember how many t's there are in "sss ttt tuh tuh tttt er"

 

[WWGD]

New Hallmark, for new times : " My therapist says I love you".

 

[Ibix]

I can never remember how many t's there are in "sss ttt tuh tuh tttt er"

Nine, as written. HTH.

 

[Ibix]

New Hallmark, for new times : " My therapist says I love you".

...from the hit single "I just called to say, you owe me 80 bucks"

 

[WWGD]

...Or subconscious spill comments : " Dad, you ruined my childhood...er, please pass the salt".

 

[DrGreg]

It's a thorny question …

... not to be confused with the thorn / y question

 

[jtbell]

He: "Do you like Kipling?"
She: "I don't know... I've never kippled."

 

[Ibix]

He: "Do you like Kipling?"
She: "I don't know... I've never kippled."

Kipling is ruddy 'ard, I tell you.

 

[mfb]

"Two" has just one "t", and just one of each of its letters in general.

"Two" has one vowel, but "one" has two.

Spoiler

The iterated vowel-counting function ends in a loop between one and two for every starting number.

 

[Ibix]

From a Christmas cracker:

What do you call a crazy golfer?

A crack-putt

 

[Ibix]

And another:

Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elfis Presley.

 

[WWGD]

Tourette syndrome?

Not true. Again: I don't have any $%^! Tourette's !

 

[Drakkith]

And another:

Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elfis Presley.

Ugh... my body hurts after reading that one.

 

[WWGD]

Ugh... my body hurts after reading that one.

I feel like returning to my van...down by the river!

 

[Stavros Kiri]

And another:

Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elfis Presley.

Ugh... my body hurts after reading that one.

There's no Santa, no Easter Bunny ! ...
Elvis is still alive ...

 

[davenn]

Elvis is still alive ...

yeah ... I saw him in Vegas last week

 

[Stavros Kiri]

yeah ... I saw him in Vegas last week

Before he "left the building"? ...

 

[fresh_42]

Be happy he didn't write "elves are on pressly"